Hello there, dear citizens of fan fiction land! I will be your guide for this fanfic story. By the way, i have decided NOT to run on 10 cans of coke this morning... maybe in the next chapter, gomenasai! oh well, i will quit blabberin and get writing!
(Its a lovely morning for school for a couple of girls. They're names? um... CG and VH! the author of this fanfic is VH.)
CG: It is SOOOO not a nice day for school... i'm still sleepy...
VH: Quit yer complainin'! i don't want to go to school either!
CG: If only today was like in comics-
VH: -THATS IT! We can venture into the comic Fruits basket! and we don't have to sit through today until our exploration of fruits basket is over!
CG: YAY! I get to see my Haru-kun!
VH: And i'll get to see my Kyo-kun!
(CG and VH teleport themselves into the comic world. how? i have no idea...)
VH: (looks around)It's SHIGGY'S HOUSE! HEEHEEHEEHEE!
CG: dammit! we had to start at the first book, didn't we? my haru-kun hasn't made his apparance yet!
Shigure: We.. have visitors? and high school girls at that!
VH: hello, shigure, my name is VH and my friend here is CG. she's crying because she can't meet har- i mean... someone yet.
Shigure; nice to meet you, wait... how do you know my name?
CG: we, um... can kinda read minds.
(THWACK!)
Shigure: ow...
Yuki: down boy, have you no shame?
CG and VH: see? we knew that was going to happen!
Shigure: that hurt... what do you HAVE in that thing!
Yuki: two dictionaries and your diary.
Shigure: you took my diary!
CG: you took his diary?
VH: COOL!
Yuki: nice to see somebody appreciates me. hello VH, and to you too CG.
CG: how do you-?
VH: we're in the same class dufus!
Yuki: i hope my cousin didn't try anything FUNNY with you.
VH: kinda hoped he did...
Shigure: Quit making me sound like a pervert all the time..
CG: but you ARE a pervert
Shigure: ... you're right!
(Dear readers, i'm very sorry... but this is the end of the first chAPTER... ITS DAMN SHORT I KNOW.. BUT I PROMISE TO MAKE THE SECOND ONE LONGER! Gomenasai!)
Vampiro Hachirobei