Keeper Of The Bud
By
Miklusca
Rating: T
Warning: Language. Drug Use.
Disclaimer: I don't own Katamari Damacy, but I still love it.
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Summary: The Prince has to roll up as much drugs as he can for his father. Meant to be funny.
Chapter One: OOOH! COLORS!
The small Prince walked up to his father, The King Of The Cosmos and craned his neck to look up. "Oh tiny Prince, I have a job for you." He said. "More stars giant father with the big bulge?" The Prince asked. "No. I'm sending you to Earth to roll up...DRUGS!" He boomed.
"Drugs? Why drugs?" The Prince asked. "Because I need them you small dumb ass. Now go, get my drugs! Powder, Pill, Joints! Get it all!" The King shouted and threw the Prince on a raimbow to L.A. California.
The Prince was use to bright colors, so the dull contract of this place made him...well down I guess. "I must roll this damn thing for father or else he'll bitch me out." The Prince grumbled and rolled down an alley where small pills were scattered around. He rolled up all that he could see and went up a ramp leading into the run down building.
Without warning he fell off the board and into a big bag of white powder. The Prince muttered and got out, dusting himself off. He accidentaly sniffed some of the powder and his eyes went large. Colors started floating all around and he sped off with the Katamary.
The run down building was full of all kinds of the stuff. Gibbering loudly,the Prince peeled out with huge eyes and things went crashing as he spinned around.
TBC