Chapter 1

It was about two weeks since Carmelita tracked down the Eds' location near peach creek. It was Saturday afternoon around 12:00 when Carmelita arrived at the cul-de-sac. She hopped out of her car and she looked over where she saw with her own eyes Eddy trying to scam some other kid with a piece of 2x4 wood.

"So what's the catch this time Eddy?" Johnny asked.

"I'll tell you what. If you join our special weight loss club for the special price of only 25 cents, we guarantee weight loss within 5 minutes!" Eddy said.

"But Eddy, you can't lose weight in as little as…" Double d was cut off by Johnny.

"WE'LL TAKE IT" Johnny said.

"Excellent. Come right this way and step on our customized trend mill."

Eddy led Johnny over to where Ed was lying down on rolling pins.

"Ha ha ha." Ed said.

"Shut up Ed."

Johnny stood on Ed and began to run. No one ever noticed that Carmelita was watching their every move under the cover of a bush just several feet away from where Ed was lying down at. Johnny ran and yelled "YEE HAW, LOOK PLANK… WE'RE GONNA BE SO SKINNY THAT WE CAN BE CELEBERTIES!" Johnny yelled. He ran as fast as he could. He ran so fast that Ed flew off the rolling pins and flew in the air.

"LOOK AT ME! I CAN FLY!" Ed yelled as he flew through the air.

"ED! Calm down! We'll get you!" Double d yelled.

Ed flew all the way into the bush where Carmelita was hiding in. Carmelita looked up, but it was too late. Ed fell right on top of her.

Ed then looked down at Carmelita who was trying to push Ed off of her.

"Pardon me miss." Ed said in his usual dopey voice.

"GET OFF!" Carmelita roared. She pushed Ed off of her and withdrew her shock pistol.

"Inspector fox…what are you doing here?" Double d yelled

"Can it crook, you're all under arrest."

"For the last time you crazy lady… WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Eddy yelled.

"Don't give me any of that. I saw you hanging out with cooper… And any friend of cooper is an enemy of mine! So all of you, hands up!" Carmelita ordered.

"Is this a quiz or something?" Ed asked in his dopey voice.

"I said shut up! Everyone get in the car, and no one gets hurt."

"Make me." Eddy said.

"Don't even start with me you brat, just get in the car!" Carmelita said.