1ONE
Link: Walks over and pulls the Master Sword from the pedestal. "Woo!" Looks at himself. "Wow! I'm a big kid now!"
Zelda: "It's true."
Link: "Zelda?!" Looks around.
Zelda: "No..it is I..Shiek!" Looks at Link. "It's true."
TWO
Link: Walks around. "Do de do de dum."
Saira: "Hi Link! Ssssaaavvveee mmeeee!"
Link: "Saira!!" Runs and saves Saira.
Saira: "Thank you Link, but I must go..I LOVE YOU!" Disappears to become a sage.
Link: Blinks a bit. "Wha-..?"
THREE
Link: Puts a red tunic on. "Cool! I'm pimping now!"
Darunia: "Brother! Sssaavvveeee mmeee!"
Link: "Uh..Darunia!" Runs and saves Darunia.
Darunia: "Thanks brother! I must go! I LOVE YOU!" Disappears to become a sage as well.
Link: "What the?!?!" In shock.
FOUR
Link: Puts a blue tunic on. "Now I'm really pimping!"
Ruto: "My husband! Save me!"
Link: "I'm not your husband! And NO!"
Navi: "LINK!!"
Link: "Okay, okay..fine." Saves Ruto.
Ruto: Hugs link tightly. "Thanks my husband!" Disappears.
Link: "I AM NOT YOUR HUSBAND!"
FIVE
Link: Walking along.
Impa: "Link! Save me!! And the princess!"
Link: "Impa!" Saves Impa.
Impa: "Thanks! Save the princess! I LOVE YOU!" Disappears.
Link: Eye twitches. "Grrr! Stop loving me you people!"
SIX
Link: Walks around again.
Nabooru: "Link! Save me!"
Link: "Oooiiii! Nabooru!" Saves Nabooru
Nabooru: "Thanks, you are cute! I LOVE YOU!" Disappears.
Link: "GGGAAAHHH!" Falls over and twitches.
SEVEN
Link: "Do do do.."
Zelda: "Link! It's true."
Link: "Shiek?"
Zelda: "It's true, but I..am Zelda. It's true."
Link: "ZELDA!"
Zelda: "It's true!"
Ganon: "Leave my wife alone!" Kidnappies Zelda.
Zelda: "AAHH! Link..it's true..save me! It's true!"
Link: "NOOO ZELDA!!"
EIGHT
Link: Runs to Ganon's castle. Savies Zelda.
Zelda: "It's true! Thanks, it's true!"
Saira, Darunia, Ruto, Impa, Nabooru, and Zelda all dogpile on Link. "We love you!"
Link: "AH! STALKERS!" Runs away with Zelda. "Zelda is the only one I love!"
Group: "Aww!" Stalks Link.
Link: "No! Evil stalkers!" Runs far away with Zelda and starts a new Hyrule.
Zelda: "It's true! Weee!"
Ruto: "Zelda you stole my husband!"
Link: "Ruto! I was never your husband!"
Ruto: Cries and leaves.
Ruto's dad: "Why you!" Too fat to move. "Oh nevermind.."
Everyone bows. The End! Or is it..?
"It's true!"
"Shut up it's the end!"