POLYNIX: Alright! My first fic is up. I got this idea actually by watching FLCL(furi curi).
KAIBA: Let me get this straight, I'm in a fic with crazyness!
POLYNIX: Either that or be drunk...
KAIBA: O.O I'll stick with crazy.
POLYNIX: I thought so...
DISCLAMIER: I don't own Yugioh or FLCL. I want Haruko and Kaiba though...
Chapter 1: Kaiba's Silence...
It was another day at school and Kaiba was Silent as always in class, but he was zoned out too.
"Seto?" The teacher asked, no response. "Seto!" People started staring at him. "SETO!" He snapped out of his daze. "I'm tired of you not listening in class! Go out in to the hallway now!" Kaiba grabed his things and headed out.
That was werid... Jou thought to himself. He thought it was nothing.
The last bell rang and everyone headed out. Jou saw Kaiba standing in front of the school.
"Hey Kaiba!" Jou shouted. Kaiba turned his head slightly, but just went back to staring. "Is something wrong?" Kaiba got lost in a trance again. "Kaiba?" Nothing, he didn't move one bit. "Snap out of it!" Kaiba jumped a little, but shook it off. His Limo came pulling up. He handed Jou something before he started walking. "That was really werid..." He opened the note that said
Come by my house on Saturday around 2. I'll explain. -Kaiba
"WHAT THE!"
The rest of the week went on like this. Dazed, silent, nothing about him was right.
"Kaiba has been acting so werid. He got kicked out the class four times already." Honda said.
"Yeah. It's like Kaiba's not there anymore." Yugi replied while stuffing ramen in his mouth.
"He must be having a hard week or something." Anzu said.
"You must be happy about this Jou. He won't call you a dog anymore, huh?" Otogi said. Jou just nodded.
"Something up?"
"Huh? Oh sorry, just thinking about something." Jou answered.
"For a sec I thought you got what Kaiba got." Honda commented. Why would he ask me to go to his house? Jou thought.
Saturday came and Jou was walking up to the door. He was about to knock on it, until he heard an explosion. Mokuba ran up to the door and opened it.
"Jou! -cough cough- Glad you're here. Follow me." Jou walked in the smoke infested room.
"What's with the explosion?" Jou asked trying to see through the thick smoke.
"This all happened when Haruko came over."
"Haruko?" Mokuba opened a door where even more smoke came out.
"Hey! Shut the door! Can't you see I'm working?" A voice said.
"The smoke's too thick Nii-san!" Nii-san! The smoke cleared to see Kaiba wearing a big tee shirt and jeans sitting on a Moped covered in Motor Oil.
"Can you get me some Transmission fluid and two sodas and..."
"Let me guess. More Ramen?"
"Yeah. Thanks Taro-kun."
"I'm not Taro-kun!" Mokuba shut the door and stomped off.
"These parts are were in good shape and all of a sudden break down?"
"Kaiba? Is that you?" Jou asked, a little stunned by this.
"Yeah it's me. You're probably wondering why."
"Yeah! Now spill!"
"To tell you the truth, I don't know myself. Some wandering house keeper came over and bam! Here I am."
"But how come you're always so silent at school?"
"Listen. If I came to school like this, I would get way too much attention, so I act the opposite."
"That still does explain the trances you've been in."
"I was just thinking about which head would work, and i'm thinking you're the one."
"Translation?"
"Do you mind staying here? You may pass out..."
"What do you mean pass out!"
"It's only a possibilty. So what do you say?"
"I'll try it out."
"Good." Kaiba brought out a blue bass guitar. He pulled something and the bass started making a motor sound. He swung it towards Jou and SMACK! Jou smacked into the door, flung it open and nearly hit Mokuba.
"What the! Nii-san!"
"What? I didn't do nothing." He tried to hide the guitar behined his back. Mokuba just rolled his eyes.
"Jou are you ok?" Jou blinked and started to shout.
"ITAI! What the hell did you do that for!"
"You agreed on it. Anyway you're staying the night." He turned to Jou and pointed the guitar at him and grin evily. "I'll be watching you!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Can I tell my friends though?"
"Sure invite them for dinner!"
"Dinner! Why dinner?"
"It's a little late for lunch. So dinner would be the best."
"Fine let me call them." Mokuba lead Jou down the stairs to a phone. Kaiba watched them go down. You know? He may just be one Haruko mentioned.
FLASHBACK
"So this one kid, his name was Naota, but I called him Takkun, had the right head. That's how I got Kanti, but with him I couldn't get Atomsk. That's why I need you!" Haruko said. Kaiba stared at her.
"I run a business. I don't have time for this!" Kaiba stated coldy.
"You asked for it." She got out her guitar and swung it hard. "LUNCHTIME!" It smacked Kaiba's head. He passed out. She put her guitar next to him. "Don't worry. We'll meet again."
END OF FLASHBACK
"That day is still blurry. I can't remember what happened to Haruko. I remember Her talking about Takkun, but that's it. After she said 'Atomsk", everything's black." Kaiba went back to his room to work on his vespa(moped).
Yugi's house
-brrring brrring-
"Yami! Could you answer it?" Yugi shouted.
"Sure aibou." Yami headed for the phone and picked it up.
"Kame shop."
"Yami?"
"Jou! What's going on?"
"Umm...could you come over to Kaiba's for dinner? His idea, not mine!"
"What! Hang on." Yami couldn't believe it. "Yugi!" Yugi came down stairs.
"What is it Yami?"
"Kaiba invited us to his house for dinner."
"Accept already!"
"Why?"
"We could find out what's up with Kaiba." Yami gave in.
"Yeah we could."
"Okay. Make sure you bring the rest of the gang over. Bai!"
"Bai." Yami hung up the phone. "That was so werid."
Back at Kaiba's
"Alright they're coming Kaiba."
"Thanks Takkun!" Kaiba shouted. Takkun? Who's that?
POLYNIX: Yea! I'm done!
KAIBA: Did I really do that?
POLYNIX: Yes you did. Review people!