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Harry and Lupin are having a conversation in his office takes place sometime during Prisoner of Azkaban.

"Harry, I have something to tell you," the professor said. "I'm a werewolf."

"Are you fucking serious?!?!" Harry asked him.

"Yes I am fucking Sirius, but that is beside the point" Lupin replied.

"How is that beside the point I asked you if you were serious" the teenager replied.

"Oh. I misunderstood the question, but yes I am serious about being a werewolf" Lupin said.

-FIN-