Illusion left me
in Jhudora's cave.
I thought she pretty;
I thought she was brave!
The soup faerie,
she is not so nice.
Even though, I hate dairy
She still fed me cheesy rice.
The water faerie, never
healed my pets they're might.
I thought she was clever.
*hint sarcasm* Yeah, right!
The light faerie charged me
10k for a trading card.
Just one level, all agree,
was a terrible reward.
Don't get me started.
On the earth faerie's quest.
my pet that she hearted,
was already as bloated as a chest.
The air faerie was a pain,
never made my pet swift.
I made beauty products rain
for which I got no gift.
Faerie Queen's the worst
my reward wasn't so great.
All she did was burst,
my bank account's weight!