*Accidents on the way*

Accidents on the way...



Author: Elise

Disclaimer: I don't own them, but I play with them when nobody's looking...

Note: Just a little silliness I wrote when I couldn't sleep. First ever P/T-fanfic!

Warning: Author was on high levels of caffeine when she wrote this!

Summary: Tom's in big trouble...*grins*

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"She wasn't…", Harry said and blushed.

"I'm telling you, Harry, she couldn't keep her eyes off you!" Tom said. "I can't believe you didn't…"

Tom silenced as the sound of heavy footsteps echoed behind him. He didn't even have to look behind him to know that it was B'Elanna. An angry B'Elanna. Harry looked like he wanted to crawl down under the table and hide, and the rest of the messhall had suddenly become very quiet, all fearing the wrath of a certain Klingon Chief Engineer.

"YOU!"

Tom's mouth got dry. He turned around. She looked like she was about to dig her teeth into his neck.

"Come with me!" He didn't have much of a chance to refuse, because she grabbed his arm - hard - and pulled him with her.

"B'Elanna, what--?" He started.

"SHUT UP!"

He did.

They - she - stopped in an empty corridor. She walked back and fourth in front of him for awhile, before she stopped and pinned him up against a wall with one furious look.

"Is there anything you'd like to share with me, Paris?" She asked angrily.

Tom searched his mind for something - anything - he had done that could've made her this upset, but came up with nothing.

"Something you've…forgotten, perhaps?"

Tom still couldn't think of anything. No birthdays, no anniversaries, nothing.

"Ehm…no?" He tried.

"Oh, come on no, Paris. You can't think of anything?"

Tom tried a smile. It didn't work.

"Well, let me help you a little…you did forget something, and now I'm suffering the consequences!"

Tom had the distinct feeling he was missing something.

"I'm pregnant, you pig! Because someone screwed up his booster last month!"

It took him a few moments to react.

"You're… WHAT?!!?" Tom said once he got over the initial shock. He felt a big smile coming.

"Wipe that silly smile of your face, P'taQ! This isn't funny!" B'Elanna said, but it didn't help, he couldn't stop stop smiling.

"Thanks a LOT, Paris!" She screamed and stormed away.

"B'Elanna, wait!" Tom yelled, still smiling like an idiot. "B'Elanna!" He ran after her. It was most likely going to be another night of apologizing, but somehow, that didn't seem to matter right now.



T h e e n D



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This was sort of a challenge between a friend and myself, about B'Elanna's reaction if she found out she was pregnant...don't take it too serious - I think I had a little too fun writing it...