A/N: This is 4 my bff who is also my mum but she's only like 3 years older than me so it' scool, I hop u guys enjoy:**8***888***
One day The Docta went 2 Rivers house. It had lotso f bars and not many windows. There were also guards. Everyone calls it 'prison'.
Anywai, The Docta said to River "River, cum (HHAHAHAHAH) into my blue box nd we can fly away into the sky and punch some daleks or something, I don't know."
But because River is a huge bitch (just like Vriska from Homestuck LoL) she said "No Docta, only one sicopath per flying blue cuboid, right?"
The Docta shouted "I HATE YOU RIVER. IT'S OVA BETWEEN US. I'M GOING TO GO OUT WITH AMY OR RORY I DON'T KNOW"
Then The Docta got into his space travelling box and flew to Amy and Rory's house. He knocked on the door but because he's a bit rude, just opened and went straight into their house. (!1!) Amy was just about to open the door and the Docta walked str8 into her. She screamed and fell over, then Rory ran in with his gun because he was scared for Amy. The Docta got pisse doff because he don't like the guns. "Omg, Roary, why would you even HAVE a gun, thta's like illegal or something!1!111!"
Roary put the gun down but it went off and shot everyone :(
Then River like appearified and screamed because everyone was dead but then she had a heart attack and died but no one was sad because she sucks and everyone hates her.
*Wow Im such a gr8 writer you guys should R and R whatever that means*