Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to Forks and La Push around the corner
The Girls say they want some low time
But I really don't wanna
Get sick like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Jacob, Paul, Seth and Embry
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Embry in my life
A little bit of Jared by my side
A little bit of Seth is all I need
A little bit of Paul is what I see
A little bit of Jacob in the sun
A little bit of Sam all night long
A little bit of Quil here I am
A little bit of me makes me your girl
Now I must admit that I like Vampires to
Even though they sparkle like Tinkerbelle
But I got to say they look cool doing Kung fu
So I am going to add my favourite vampires to my list
Of course Edward's not in it
Because he is stupid
A little bit of Carlisle in my life
A little bit of Emmett by my side
A little bit of Jasper is all I need
A little bit of Riley is what I see
A little bit of Alec in the sun
A little bit of Dmitri all night long
A little bit of Felix here I am
A little bit of me makes me your meal
I love them all
To fall in love with a being like you
I can't run and I can't hide
Now I am going back to my wolves
A little bit of Embry in my life
A little bit of Jared by my side
A little bit of Seth is all I need
A little bit of Paul is what I see
A little bit of Jacob in the sun
A little bit of Sam all night long
A little bit of Quil here I am
A little bit of me makes me your girl
AN: This is something I twisted into something to amuse myself. Like it?