Umm yes. I am bored so I am writing one-shots with ideas from my pics and I had a pic of where the Akatsuki adopt some Naruto characters and thought of what would happen if I adopted the Akatsuki characters.

Its very random yes. And if I get enough reviews demanding a sequel I shall put one.

But now...ENJOY!!!

P.S. There are slight spelling errors so sorry. I don't have a spelling check thingy.

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Today was the day. No not the day where I got to see Bryan doing a hot guy. But the day where I got to finally ADOBT AN AKATSUKI MEMBER!

Yes people they do that. They bring them to life and they let you adopt them for money. I'm guessing it was a really good way to get money since there are a lot of Akatsuki fangirls, and boys, out there. It was probably Kakuzu's idea I bet.

But who cares?!

My dream has come true! I get to have any Akatsuki member for a week.

Yes. Sadly it's only for a week. But I shall make the best of it.

So me and my weirdo of friends go into the adoption thing and look around.

Of course there is the hot smexii Itachi, the adorable psycho Deidara, the smexii badass puppet Sasori and the rest of them.

What? I love all of them but Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori are my favorites x3 Their so adorable!

So yeah everyone goes to the one they like while I am stuck with deciding on Itachi, Dei, or Sori. I can't decide!! Dammit! It's not fair!

But GASP! I see my BFFL Ale is trying to get Dei as well. And Kassy is trying to get Itachi. I am mad!

So I go to Kakuzu and ask him "So...if I get Deidara and Sasori...Can I make them yaoi for me?" MUAHAHA! I shall have them for my own entertainment! Then maybe rape them...I mean O.O SHHH!!

"Hmm only if you get both of them of course" Kakuzu responds.

OMG!!!! YAY!!!!!! I do a victory dance!

"ILL TAKE THEM BOTH!" I yell at him. I can come back for Itachi next time and rape him...I MEAN...Feed him! Yes. Feed him O.O

"Okay. That'll be-" and he tells me what to pay. ITS SO WORTH IT! Having Deidara and Sasori yaoi for me for a complete week! By then end they will have enjoyed it so much that they'll actually do it on the show! But then the show will have to be rated much higher...Yes. Much MUCH higher! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cough...Excuse my crazy yaoi fangirl laughter...

But yah. So I drag them back to the car we all came in and tie them so they don't escape. I shall have my fun later! Nyahahahahahahaha!

Now what are my freaky friends doing?

Well Kassy and Ale and Faggy (lol that's Bryan. I call him that) are fighting for Itachi since he's the hottest of them all.

I see a few of them fighting for Hidan since he's so smexii without a shirt and his cute little cursing and religion. Heehehehe. He's after Itachi. Err anyway...

The other aren't having that much luck either since their not as smexii as the ones taken and/or being fought over.

And so the day soon ended with Ale getting Itachi, Faggy kidnapping Sasuke, who came out of nowhere to kill his brother, and Kassy had Kiba, whom she found on the bushes, because he looks a lot like this guy she keeps drawing.

Everyone had someone but their not as important as my Tachi, Dei, and Saso. Or in this case my SasoDei. Or maybe DeiSaso. Or BOTH!

Oh I am going to enjoy this week a lot! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so ended this very random story I just thought of about 10 minutes ago...O.o