one fin dae in parappa town, a lite assended from heven. down came parappa with a baton up his but. god had stuk anothr one up thr wen he hit on a angle. he walk down stret and se captin fussypooper and he say "parap u crash my plain lets rap" parapa say ok. "parapa u r str8 up trippn like marappa but can u match my rym?" parappa: OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS fusepopper: happy birthday to you happy birthday to you you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. parappa: OOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPS fussypooper: U GOTTA DO TI AGAIN. parappa: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? den fussypooper se the baton and yank it out den stik it in oun butte "Ahhhhhh." parappa say: few that feels bettur but then joe chang come up and say 'parappa where ur boyfrend pj the bj" parappa: joe chink we only did dat stuf 4 u then parapa take shoelace out of shoe nd choak john chinlington but b4 he dye he shoot cum out of peepee into plane whel so plan sweurv out of contrl crahs into kernl small noodle building and burn al nodles. colernl noodl say FUK U PARAPPA den look at fussypop wit baton in as and sstart to masterbot den kayt say parappa i thot u wer ded bot i use ur nose as veri inaporpit ting parappa: o bby das 2hat sunny funfar den came from teh ally and sais hey parappa do u want to bye durg? parappa: yes and then thy both tok drugs an d den john ching botty start movi again but befo he could get up umja mlemar the cow came and drag him to basement for torute again den but den gyroid ant came up form hell and sai parpara if u beat me in rap battle iwill not count ur sins agast u parapa: ok guru ant: you think ur big u think ur big kid parappa: i thnk im big kid guru ant: I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, I'M OUTTA HRE dank goes up 2 cool parappa: BIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBI GURU ANT: hey ur pretty mature then i thot ;) pa:thx guur and went back to hel and suny and parap went to love ohtel and pj wash threw window. but juts then deer cop came and shove nite stik up PJ buttey and he stat using it to scartch his but and she say o bbty and den dey had six and got mariesd. la esposa de pj son muy fea pero pj gusta grasa perras. n e way parapa and sunny day [TO BE COCKTINUED AGSIN]