so this is my little fun happy time collection of various one shots. it will have many pairings, mainly iancorn, kalanthony, marhinki, and marishire. unless stated otherwise, the stories don't connect at all.

fun fact: this basic story plot was going to be used in High and Dry since, yes, it is a Radiohead song(don't worry, there probably won't be many more titles, even though there are tons more songs). I changed it up and made it a little one shot for you guys.

Meeting In The Aisle - Radiohead

Iancorn

Anthony had sent Ian out to get the groceries because Anthony was bedridden with an illness of utmost seriousness. Ian had rolled his eyes at him. Anthony had a cold. The only problem was that Ian never did the shopping and had no idea where anything was.

Luckily for him, he ran into a slightly familiar face. It was David Moss, who more frequently went by Lasercorn. He and two other guys had just agreed to work as Smosh Games a week ago. Ian had only met him a few times, and not enough to really get to know him. Ian had found a soft spot for him though, and he wasn't quite sure why. He just felt like he wanted to be closer to him, even though he barely knew him.

"David, right?" Ian frowned, tapping his shoulder.

"Ian." He turned around with a wide smile on his face, "What are you doing here?"

"Hunting demons. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm buying food. Why else would I be here?" Ian crossed his arms.

He had come off a little meaner than he wanted to. He was just upset that he couldn't find anything.

"You don't seem to be racking up the demons considering your cart is empty." David rolled his eyes, "Here. Let me help you."

He reached for Ian's grocery list, and it was like a movie moment. Ian felt warm when their fingers touched, and for some reason, he wanted David to feel the same way. Ian had always known there was a possibility of liking another man, but it never really hit him very hard until now.

"Wow." David whistled, "Stocking up for winter I see."

"Usually Anthony does this. I can't find shit in here. It's like a maze." Ian crossed his arms and huffed, "I give up."

David shook his head, "Grab your cart and follow me."

Ian did so. After about twenty minutes, he had everything that he needed. To show his gratitude, he stayed with David while he finished his shopping.

When they had both checked out, David walked Ian out to his car.

"Thanks for showing me around." Ian smiled, "Who knows? Maybe I'll just conveniently lose my way every time so you have to help me."

David grinned, "I could deal with that."

Ian loaded all the bags into the trunk, "But seriously, thank you. I'll make it up to you some time. I promise."

"You could make it up to me tomorrow by going out for some coffee." David said, and Ian admired how confident he sounded because Ian knew he himself would've sounded defeated.

"Like….Like a date?"

"Only if you want it to be." He shrugged.

Ian grinned, "It's a date then."