Shi-chan: Hey everybody!!! Sorry for not updating my story for quite awhile, so I'm making this randomly funny one-shot! Hope you guys enjoy it!!! Kaito?

Kaito: She does not own Gakuen Alice, but she sure owns me!

Shi-chan: Since when? Start with it!

Kaito: Let's go before she kills me with her pillow!

JustKidding

13 reasons why you musn't mess with a firecaster

13 reasons why you musn't mess with a firecaster!

1: You'll die

2: You don't have a chance to live

3: You'll meet Grim Reaper in person

4: You will see the darkness of dirt and hell

5: You'll see Satan or his wife

6: You have a chance to beg for their autograph, ex. Grim, Satan....

7: You will have bloody meal everyday

8: You can't do something you like

9: You will serve a devil

10: You can't have the teddy bear of Satan

11: You will have bloody water everyday

12: You can't go shower or tinkle

13: You will never see the firecaster when you read this, cause you are already die xD.

'Stupid message, when will I die? 1 minute later?' A guy thought.

"Natsume! There he is, he's the one who in my room last night!!!" Mikan said

"Hey, good luck meeting Satan." Natsume said as he crack his fist.

'Yeah, definitely 1 minute later, better prepare paper and pen for autograph.' The guy thought.

JustKidding

Shi-chan: That was very short! Right?

Kaito: 'Ya think? Oi Ramen! Where's my water?

Raku: I am not RAMEN!!!!! Even though I love it!

Shi-chan: Ahaha, hey Ramen, RnR ok? I'll try to update my story as soon as possible!