Schooled!
It was a normal afternoon in the Titans Tower. Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing video games. Starfire was playing dress up with Silkie. Raven was reading a Book and Robin was working out in the gym. The titans have gotten older and everything seems to be fine. Raven and Beast Boy don't fight as much, they were actually really good friends, and Cyborg doesn't pick on BB about being a vegetarian anymore. Robin and Star are finally dating and Star is less confused about "Human Customs".
Crime was low so all were surprised when the Titan alarm went off and a chubby man in a gray suit appeared on the TV.
"Dude, who's the fat guy?" Asked Beast Boy a little annoyed that he interrupted his game.
Cyborg snickered and Robin cleared his throat. "Beast boy this is our mayor" he said through clenched teeth. Beast boy mouthed an 'oh' and Raven began to speak with slight venom in her voice.
"What do you want Mr. Mayor." Raven didn't like the mayor and was a little pissed that he interrupted her book.
"Well I am sorry Ms. Roth but I come to bring bad news." Raven was about to yell at the mayor for using her last name but Robin stopped her and began to speak just in time. "What do you mean bad news?" asked Robin a little worried.
"Well," Began the Mayor. "The council has decided that we don't really need you any more so we decided to send you off to school instead." Robin's mouth dropped open and Cyborg said what was on all the titans' minds. "What in The hell do you mean you don't need us anymore?" He asked quite defensively.
The mayor started sweat but continued to speak anyway. "Crime rate has been extremely low so you aren't as use full as you used to be."
"So why send us to school?" Robin asked.
"Because even though you are older you all are still teens and need to be educated, and don't worry you'll be going to a school just for special people like you."
"What do you mean 'special'" Raven asked through clenched teeth. The mayor began to shift more uneasy in his chair. "What I mean Ms. Roth is that you will be attending a school with children just like you, with magic powers and special abilities, they will teach you to be normal. They will make you use your original names and dress like normal children; you will participate in after school activities like normal children, walk like normal children and even talk like normal children. Oh and you will not be able to use any of your powers."
"Dude!" Beast boy growled. "I'm green, Cyborg's half robot, Rae's a sexy demon, Robin is like a super ninja and Starfire is from another Fucking planet! We will NEVER be normal!" Beast Boy huffed and shook his hands animatedly.
The mayor just shook his head and gave a sly smirk. "We'll see"
Robin frowned and crossed his arms. "And what is we say no and don't go to 'special' school?"
"Then we would have to arrest you for breaking the law, every child under the age of 23 with special abilities or powers will legally have to attend this school or will be put on trial and arrested. I'm sorry Robin I didn't make this law I just delivered it to you. Your bus will be there to pick you up Sunday morning at 10:00 am have your stuff packed and ready to go. We will miss you titans, good bye.
The TV screen went blank as the titans stood there dumfounded.
"This some ol' Bullshit" grumbled Cyborg as he threw his video game controller at the TV, which made a loud cracking sound catching Starfire attention.
"What is wrong friend Cyborg?" She asked in her sweet innocent. Robin smiled at his beautiful girlfriend. "Star we're going to school." She shrieked and gave him a spine crushing hug. "YAY! This is wonderful always to go to school. OH Raven we must go to the mall of shopping to purchase school clothes!"
Raven was still blushing from the fact Beastboy called her sexy but when the dreaded 'mall of shopping' was mentioned it immediately caught her attention.
"Well Starfi-' Starfire began to pout and Raven couldn't help but give in. She needed new clothes anyway.
"Fine" Raven huffed. Starfire shrieked again, grabbed Raven and dragged her out the room. "To the mall of shopping" Star shrieked, you could still her raven groaning when they exited the room.
The boys sat there lost in their thoughts before robin spoke. "Well I'm going to go get ready for school later guys." He left leaving beast boy and Cyborg alone.
"This sucks groaned Cyborg I already finished school I don't wanna go again." Cyborg grumbled sitting on the couch . Beast boy still stood there with the same dumbfounded expression until something clicked in his mind.
"Dude did I call Raven sexy?" Cyborg grinned ."Yup. And did you see her blush?"
"Yup" Beast sat there silently think about Raven, and dreading his first day of school. Cyborg finally broke the silence.
"You wanna play again?" He asked picking his game controller back up. "Sure." Beast Boy smiled and they went into another epic battle of 'Halo', trying to injoy there weekend intill school started.
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