DISCLAIMER: All Twilight characters are official property of Stephenie Meyer. I do not own them and this is the only disclaimer through the entire story (I put that in every story, even if it's just a oneshot).

SUMMARY: MyPage is a website that Emmett discovered and soon everyone, including Edward and Bella, are online. These are their mishaps and adventures on the World Wide Web!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: In case you haven't noticed the obvious things here, there are two of them: 1.) Yes, MyPage is a play on MySpace, and 2.) This story was an idea I got out of boredom. I will continue, whether you like it or not, because I find it to be a very...good idea.


(Bella's P.O.V.)

My mahogany hair was sprawled across the cushion on the Cullen's couch, which I was resting on. My feet were neatly propped on Edward's lap, who was sitting at the other end of the couch. We were watching Titanic, one of my favorite movies of all time. Everyone else was occupied with something else.

Alice and Jasper were sitting cross-legged on the floor, playing chess (of course, Alice was winning, what with her phsycic ability). Every time Alice stole one of Jasper's men, she gave him a peck of sympathy on the cheek.

Rosalie sat lonely in the corner, reading a book entitled, "Twilight". It looked interesting. I wondered what it was about...

Carlisle was in his office, taking important phone calls about his patients. Edward had explained to me earlier that he was dealing with AIDs.

Esme was putting new food in the fridge (for me, who else?) and humming about. She looked over and smiled at me.

Emmett, who was on the computer, let out a big "NO WAY!!!" about the time the credits started rolling.

"What, Emmett?" we all moaned. Obviously Alice had seen this; the chess board was put away neatly underneath the end table.

"COME HERE!!!" he cried. "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!! IT'S SO COOL, I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT!" We all sighed and went to the computer where Emmett was.

We entered to see him on a website called MyPage. We cocked our heads to the side and approached him.

"OK, look," he said. "You just sign up, and then you can talk to friends and do a bunch of fun stuff, like personalize your profile." Edward rolled his eyes.

"This is how people get raped, Emmett," he said while placing his hand on his brother's shoulder.

"We're a coven of vampires, why are you worried?" he asked, then looked at me. "Well, with the exception of that freak." I crossed my arms and opened my mouth in mock pain.

Edward growled and I giggled. "It's OK Edward," I reassured him. "He's only joking, and I'm not offended at all."

"Well," Esme said, obviously considering this. "You all can have a MyPage account if your father and I get one too. Just to check on you." So it was settled then. MyPages for everyone!!!

I decorated my profile this way:

-Black background with white and pink stripes

-In the playlist section, I had all my favorite songs playing and I even uploaded Edward's lullaby

-I had pictures of everyone I loved on there

I was at my own house. I'd left the Cullens' house at 12:00 and it was now 1:00. I napped for an hour straight. Now I got back online.

ONE NEW MESSAGE

I clicked on my inbox. I looked at who sent it; Edward. I sighed. I missed him already. I missed the feeling of his cold, hard lips against mine. Reluctantly, I clicked on the message.

Hey Bells. Alice told me to tell you that she bought you a new dress because she knew I was going to ask you out tonight. Which I just did. So tell me; would you like a ride to our date or do you want to meet me there? (Alice is coming over around five to help you get ready.)

Love you forever,

Edward

I clicked the "reply" button and began to type.

Edward, like always i want u 2 pick me up. if i have 2 spend 1 more min without u i might cry. tell alice ok, fine. and that i hate her even tho i luv her. where r we going 2 nite? oh yah, ur prob wanting 2 keep it a secret now that i've agreed 2 go with u. oh well, i can wait.

luv u 4 more than 4ever (beat that)

Bella

(p.s. IM SO LONELY RITE NOW. SAVE ME, BABY!)

Then I sent it. I knew Edward would hate my Internet slang, but I truly didn't care. He would probably overlook it...or not. I groaned. He had already replied. Stupid speedy typers (A/N: No offense, I am one! lol)!

Oh, love, please don't talk like that. I could barely understand you! OK now, I'll see you later tonight. Alice will too (She gets so angry when I don't mention her sometimes).

It's impossible to beat that, true, so...I love you,

Edward

I smiled slyly to myself. He really did hate my slang....

Sorry Eddie-boy! i am going 2 keep talking like this and no1 can stop me. lol, ur prob so annoyed right now. no, make that i no u r annoyed.

ttyl,

bellz

Then I logged off. Oh joy, Alice was coming.

"Hold still!" Alice exclaimed. I wiggled around in the chair she'd sat in front of my bathroom sink. She ran a wet comb through my hair and then fixed it: she waved it (adding additional wave to it, considering how wavy my hair already was), then pinned up the left side in the front with a bobby pin (A/N: You know what I mean!).

Then she forced me into a short blue dress and flip-flops. We were going outside? Oh yeah, it would probably be dark so the sun wouldn't be out. That way nobody would see him glitter.

I will try to update as soon as possible. In the meantime why not review?? Edward likes it when you review!! :D He might even bite you if you do...

...yes! works every time...

-bEaNcAkEs