All: *At the dinner table* PEPPERONI PIZZA~
Ritsu: Pepperoni makes you fat.
Sonic: :/
Ritsu: I'd rather have Hawaii.
All: xD Hawaii will make you fat if you eat the whole state!
Ritsu: The PIZZA, obviously!
All: xD
Ritsu: I'm guessing none of you have had that kind of pizza before then?
Sonia: This is my first time eating any type of pizza! xD
Ritsu: You've never had pizza?
Sonia: Nope, but it's yummy!
Ritsu: You confuse me.
Sonia: I like confusing people :3
Ritsu: That's nice.
Sonia: I know xD
Ritsu: i was being sarcastic. I hate when people confuse me.
Sonia: Oh well! *shrugs shoulders and continues to eat*
Ritsu: I'm outta here. *leaves*
All: xD
- Later -
Ritsu: EWW WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE FLOOR?
Manic: What thing?
Ritsu: Right THERE... *points*
Sonic: There's nothing there... O-o
Ritsu: But I SEE it!
Sonia: *smacks the back of ritsu's head* xD
Ritsu: Ow! What was that for?
Sonia: There was a mosquito!
Ritsu: So it would be on my head? *shoves sonia*
Sonia: *uses her laser gun to shoot ritsu* xD
Ritsu: *fires missles*
Sonic & Manic: O_O
Sonia: *fires a continous laser at Ritsu*
Ritsu: give up!
Sonia: *continues* NUU!
Ritsu: You have issues!
Sonia: No, you do!
Ritsu: Okay, you know what? *walks up to sonia, then punches her*
Sonia: *It doesn't effect her* xD
Ritsu: *slaps her* STOP THAT! :C
Sonia: Alright I lose :/
Ritsu: You're an idiot.
Sonia: Meh.
Sonic & Manic: *facepalm* xD
Ritsu: Do you people live on a repetitive cycle or something? All you do is Walk, talk, and facepalm every day.
Sonic: *walks talks and facepalms*
Manic: *copies sonic* xD
Ritsu: URGH!
Sonia: *high fives them*
Ritsu: You people must LOVE making me mad!
- 2 Weeks later -
Ritsu: *half asleep but looks fully awake, walks in holding a knife*
Sonic & Manic: O_O
Sonia: *is asleep in her room fortunately*
Ritsu: *walks up to sonic and manic, he's still half asleep*
Sonic & Manic: *shoots lasers at him that fully awaken him*
Ritsu: Why am I holding a knife?
Manic: YOU WERE ABOUT TO STAB US, COME ON DUDE!
Ritsu: I was?
Sonic: Well it seemed like it anyway ._.
Ritsu: But that doesn#t make any sense, I wouldn#t stab anyone.
Sonia: *half asleep walking towards ritsu strangely*
Ritsu: , look who's here. -_-
Sonia: *karate kicks ritsu up his bottom, half asleep*
Ritsu: *falls* WHAT THE HELL?
Sonia: *walks back up to her room half asleep*
Sonic & Manic: Well that is just... strange o_o
Ritsu: And it hurt.
Manic: xD Yeah we know what it's like to be karate kicked up the bottom by Sonia.
Ritsu: Hmph. I guess I should put this knife back now. *Instead of going to the kitchen, goes to Sonia's room*
Sonia: *asleep again*
Ritsu: *goes to stab her*
Sonia: *suddenly wakes up* Oh what the hell, Ritsu. .-.
Ritsu: *holding the knife above her*
Sonia: *rolls off bed* -_-
Ritsu: *looks at her, then holds the knife to her again*
Sonia: *Trys to run* O-o
Ritsu: *Follows her, is still holding the knife*
Sonia: HEEELP MEH! *runs into where Sonic and Manic is*
Sonic: RITSU!
Ritsu: *stands there looking like he's about to stab someone*
Manic: ._. I do not get why Momo likes you.
Ritsu: *looks at manic and frowns*
Manic: *holds out his hands in a 'What?' position* YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER!
Ritsu: *attacks him*
Sonic: NUUUUU! *Trys to save him*
Ritsu: *tries stabbing manic*
Sonic: *makes ritsu let go of the knife* You idiot!
Ritsu: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sonic: Then would you stop trying to kill my siblings? -_-
Ritsu: *now fully aware of what he was doing* I was trying to kill you?
Manic: *in shock, but nods slightly*
Ritsu: I don't believe you.
Manic: *frowns at Ritsu*
Police: *comes in*
Ritsu: Why is the police here?
Police: Because, we received a call telling us to come here, obviously.
Ritsu: Why would you do that?
Police: Because someone here called saying someone was trying to kill people.
Manic: *nods his head*
Ritsu: Nobody here was doing that.
All: *looks at Ritsu who was slightly bloody by stabbing Manic (Not very bad) a few times*
Police: You seem to have some blood on your clothes, miss.
Ambluance: Who is the injured?
Police: I don't know, but I'm guessing that one. *points to manic*
Ambulance: *goes to manic to try and help him*
Ritsu: What did I do that you all stared at me? 0-0
Police: Well, you have blood on your clothes. What did you do?
Ritsu: I didn't do anything!
Sonia: ... You came into my room, tryed to stab me, then you went to my brother and stabbed him! Dx
Ritsu: I did?
Sonia: I ain't a lier.
Police: Well, there seems to be evidence...
Ritsu: But all I remember doing is going to the kitchen to put the knife back.
Police: *talking into his walkie talkie, nobody can hear him*
Ritsu: Did I really do all that?
Sonia and Sonic: *nods*
Police: ...*still to the walkie talkie* Yes...they said she stabbed someone...
Ritsu: Hey, I can hear you! I'm not a girl!
Manic: *in background* It hurts...
Police: Maybe we should do some investigating around here.
Ritsu: I don't get this...
Sonic: You was psycho!
Ritsu: I don't belive you.
Sonia: It's fine if you don't believe us, but we're telling the truth.
Ritsu: *blinks, then his face goes pale*
Sonia: Uhh...
Ritsu: *attacks sonia*
Sonia: AAAAAH! O_O
Sonic: NUU SONIA! *tryes to keep Sonia alive, but ritsu stabbed her really deeply*
Police: *grabs ritsu's arm*
Ambulance 1: I'll help the girl. *Goes to help Sonia*
Ritsu: *struggling to get out of the police's grasp*
Ambulance 1: ._. This is bad.
Sonic: Why must this have ended up happening?
Police: Maybe we should take this girl here for a while.
Ritsu: I'M NOT A GIRL
Ambulance 2: Ok you appear to have no more major injuries... *goes to help sonia*
Manic: I'm glad I'm alive! :D
Sonic: Yeah but soon our sister won't be...
Ambulance: We're trying to help her as much as we can, she's losing a lot of blood. -_-
Ritsu: *trying to bite the policeman's hand*
Police: Oh, no you don't! *puts handcuffs on ritsu*
Sonia: *goes unconisous*
Ritsu: GET ME OUTTA THESE THINGS!
Police: You're under arrest.
Ritsu: You can't arrest a 6 year old!
Police: We have to no matter how old they are if they have or nearly killed someone. ._.
Ritsu: *runs but falls*
Police: *pins ritsu to the ground*
Ambulance: She's nearly dead!
Sonic & Manic: SONIA PLEASE!
Ritsu: *cries, but he's not crying tears*
Police: *tries picking him up but can't since he's so heavy*
*More policemen arrive*
Police 2: So this is the person who attacked 2 people?
Police 1: Yeah.
Sonic: He's a murderer! *crying*
Ritsu: *looks up, his face is tearstained*
Manic: SONIA NUUU!
Sonia: *dies*
Manic: NO! NO! NO!
Sonic: *crys even more*
Police (Both): That's it. *tries dragging ritsu away and succeeds*
Aleena: *in background and crying* Now the prophecy will never come true...
Ritsu: *from outside, now in control of himself* LET ME GO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Police 1: Sure you didn't - We saw you stab and kill a being with our own eyes Miss.
Ritsu: I'm not a girl!
Police 2: We aren't intrested in your gender.
Ritsu: But I didn't kill anyone!
Sonia: *is half alive now somehow*
Ambulance: We're going to take her to the hospital -_-
Sonic: Alright.
- The end -
Luckily, Sonia survived the attack. However, not only is she and Manic now scarred for life, they are not going to forget this day. Ritsu, dispite his young age of only 6 Years, does go to prison, charged with Attempted Murder. However, he gets bailed out. Whether the Sonic Underground let him with them again, thats another story.
