*Crash!*

Perry the Platypus came through the window and landed straight into a cage that closed over him with a special lock on it. The platypus shook furiously at the bars before trying to make his escape.

"Perry the Platypus? Is that you?", Heinz's voice was heard as he came around the corner, fixing up the tie to his suit. "Oh! Good you're here!"

Perry paused for a moment. Good? It was good to see his nemesis?

"As I'm guessing, Major Monogram got suspicious as to why I didn't build an evil invention earlier today.", Heinz continued as he came in, looking about for something. "Well the reason for that is that I'm going out with another online date tonight. I know, I'm pathetic for continuing to try, but.. I really feel like I have a chance here, Perry the Platypus. See, we've been talking for a few months now via emails. I haven't heard her voice or seen her face, but she says she's nervous which is really good because it's exactly how I've always felt too. And ironically enough, we get along so great, I mean. Both having had our divorces and whatnot we both kinda know what we're going through. And now, JUST NOW are we FINALLY gonna meet up face to face! TONIGHT! I'm really freaked out here, Perry the Platypus. I mean.."

Heinz sighed, offered an unintelligible moan as if asking Perry if he's looking alright. To the agent, Perry thought he looked even more frantic than ever before. But knowing how big this is for the mad doctor, Perry gave a reassuring thumbs up and Heinz smiled with a sigh of slight relaxation as he dropped his open arms.

"Thanks... I don't know how you do it, Perry the Platypus but..", Heinz shrugged. "It's always reassuring to hear some feedback from ya."

With that, the man, having found his keys now, left the room and evidently, left the platypus in a serious locked-down cage.

It seemed like hours as Perry struggled to find some way. ANYWAY to finally get free of the cage. But as he sat there, bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it again in absolute boredom, did Heinz finally return to the room. Perry looked over, waiting to hear the rant and hoping to get freed. Heinz walked in, a bit stiffly. As if he was seriously whopped upside the head and was left in a befuddling daze. His eyes were wide. His face was a bright red. And for a moment after setting his keys down, he leaned against the counter with a soft sigh. He finally turned to the platypus and after a moment, found his words.

"Perry the Platypus... You wouldn't believe what a date I had tonight.", he finally said, earning a curious glance. "I... I DATED CHARLENE!"

"Password, accepted.", the lock on the cage suddenly said, popping open.

Perry barely noticed though. The news was undoubtedly too shocking.

"But as if that wasn't crazy enough. As if it wasn't crazy that out of everyone in the entire world the online date I had CHARLENE of ALL PEOPLE...!", Heinz paused for a moment as if for a lost of words again before he sighed, shaking his head as he stared off into space. "...It was the BEST night of my life!"

"Self-destruct sequence, initiated!", Norm suddenly said before falling to pieces.

"I know! I know it sounds crazy! DUH. That's why I had it as your self-destruct sequence!", Heinz said, as if Norm could still hear him. "But it was! I-! I can't believe it and I just went through it! Perry the Platypus, I think I'm gonna be dating my exwife!"

Perry climbed out of the cage now but was still at a lost for words. Humans were always strange creatures to him, but to date an exwife and have a good time? It was the craziest thing Perry has ever heard from Heinz.

"Perry the Platypus, thanks for the encouragement earlier.", Heinz said coming down to his height. "You.. You don't really get it. You know how people say it takes two to fight? Well.. I never really wanted a part of the divorce in the first place. But I thought it would make Charlene and Vanessa happy, hence why I did it. And if I didn't get that reassurance from you, I probably would've never made it to the parking lot. Thanks. Thank you so much."

Before Perry could realize it, he was pulled into a half-hug and was given a promise of an easier day of evil tomorrow. Left, still dumbfounded, Perry gave a nod, a bit of a smile, and headed off. Heinz sighed some, watching his nemesis fly off as usual. It seemed like for once in his life, everything was going good.