Pirates of the Caribbean Limericks

by ZepysGirl

Limericks for the characters Jack, Elizabeth, & Will of Pirates of the Caribbean. Because no movie icon is complete without cheesy poetry dedicated to them. Humorous, and short.

It's limerick time! Isn't that just everyone's favorite form of poetry? This time, the subjects are the trio from Pirates of the Caribbean! Yes, I was incredibly bored, once again. Most of my stuff seems to come that way...that, and procrastination (I'm still trying to fight out a chapter in my only actually fanfic, Babies. No end in sight for that.).

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I once knew a pirate named Jack
His hair and mascara were black
He had captained a ship
Then went for a dip
Now all that he wants is it back

I once knew a lady—Ms. Swan
Who would sing jaunty pirate songs
She got captured by some
Then burned all the rum
But her love for the sea isn't gone

I once knew a blacksmith named Will
His teach' slept with pigs and drank swill
Our boy saved the day
Giving up on fair play
Proving luck's more important that skill