once upon a time there was a unicorn...his name was horny.. he had no horn... he was pink...and his name was anabelle.... and it was a dog... named bob.... and then... he was a feline.... that feline... fell in- love...with.... a unicorn named horny... he had no horn... he was pink... with purple stripes... in the shape off green circles.... they were rectangular.... horny... was in-love .... with... a dog..... named...... pussy-cat.... he was...... a girl..... no wait..... a gorrila... who was... 64...but... he was... 42.... who is a linebacker.... for the ottawa senators.... when he play... in the u.s open.................................................... his favorite..... musical.....artist..... was brittany spears........ who was called.... justin timberlake.................. they had a wonderful romance.... until.... he found out... that his father............ was his sisters... daughters.....x-wifes...... love child...... from the...... 6o's. who was born in 1876.......... the end...." r u sure?" i dunno sure WAIT!!!!!!! ........ potatoe!!!!.... its name was............. eotatop...... it was a tomato.......................... wannabee carrot......... who.... gave birth..... to.. a raison....... "go get the siccors gabreil......" then there was a monkey named goober and the monkey was yellow with a tint of orange.......... he was all red and blue...... he was albino........ he was a pig...... named goerge..... who lived in a banana.... shaped like............ a............. unicorn named horny.................who had no horn..... he was pink....... with purple stripes....shaped like...... orange squares.... which were..... circular....................../amie/ now theres a frog name cow..... and he had a best friend name spider....... spider.... was ...... a ...... lama........ THE END untill next time.......

next time on "unicorny for you..." goober meets horny and wendy...."who is wendy youll find out next time on......... UNICORNY FOR YOU!!!!!