A/N: I'm sure most of you have seen My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever. This story is how I see it, except I'm going to use proper spelling and grammar, because I show mercy on people.
Hi my name is Ebony Blah Blah No One Cares and I have long black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reach my mid-back and icy blue eyes like cold tears, because I'm goth and depressed. A lot of people say I look like Amy Lee, though most of them are mentally unstable.
I'm not related to Gerad Way, but I wish I was, because I'm a sick bitch and want a incestual relationship with him.
I'm a vampire, but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a school called Hogwarts in England (Because I'm too stupid to know it's actually in Scotland) where I am in my seventh year.
I wear mostly black, and I always shop at Hot Topic.
For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation (Because being pale isn't pale enough), and red eye shadow. So basically I looked like a vampire prostitute.
I was walking outside of Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining, and despite my lack of clothing, I was happy about it.
A lot of preps stared at me, so I just flipped them off.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up, and it was... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then I heard my friends, and I had to go away.
A/N: Well, Tara didn't give me much to work with. I tried to make this funny, review for me! I'm going chapter by chapter of course, I will probably have the next chapter tomorrow since Tara made the chapters so short.