EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
THUMPER
VS
YOGI BEAR
BEGIN
[THUMPER]
ALRIGHT YOGI BEAR TIME TO KICK YOU THROUGH THE BELLY
THEY CALL ME THUMPER BECAUSE I'M THE PERFECT BUNNY
YOUR SHOW IS OLD GO BACK AND DIE
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE YOU JUST FUCK UP THE TIME
YOU WANT TO STEAL A PICNIC BASKET WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
ALL THE TIME YOU DO IT, YOU FAIL THE SHITTY TASK
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME I'M BETTER THAN YOU
I WILL SOON GET THE RANGER TO FUCK AND MURDER YOU
[YOGI BEAR]
YOU THINK YOU'RE PERFECT WELL YOU ARE NOT SO SASSY
TEACHING BAMBI THE WRONG STUFF WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU PUSSY
YOU MAY BE A BOY, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL
YOU GET BONED BY YOUR SIBLING YOU WILL MAKE ME HURL
MY SHOW MAY BE OLD, BUT IT STILL WAY COOL
IT TEACHES EDUCATION MAYBE FOR SCHOOL
I'M BIGGER THAN YOU SO GO HOME AND DIE
YOU MADE BAMBI NAMED THE SKUNK FLOWER THAT A FUCKING LIE
[THUMPER]
OH STOP YOUR COMPLAINING GO FUCK YOUR FRIEND BOBO
WHEN THE RANGER SEE YOU STEAL THE FOOD YOU'LL BE SCREW
MY DISNEY SHOW IS BETTER THAN BOOMERANG
THE SONG WAS PERFECT AS IT SANG
NEVERMIND ABOUT YOURS YOU JUST SUCK UP THE SHIT
SO STOP FOOLING AROUND AND FUCK UP SOME BITCH
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, WELL YOU FAIL ALL THE TIME
WHY DON'T YOU ASK NICELY AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE
[YOGI BEAR]
WELL DON'T PUSH YOUR VAGINA BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GAY
WHEN A BITCHY RABBIT CONFRONT YOU IT WILL RUIN YOUR DAY
I WISH YOU WERE EATEN BY A FOX SO I CAN WIN THIS BATTLE
YOUR BEST FRIEND BAMBI IS A CRAPPY LITTLE ASSHOLE
WHEN YOU GO TO THE MEADOW THE HUNTER WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
BEING IN THE FOREST WILL MAKE YOU GO FROWN
I DON'T NEED YOUR SHITTY DISNEY SHOW MINE IS MORE BETTER
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE THUMPER I AM 20 PERCENT COOLER
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE