EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FULI
VS
SUPER WHY
BEGIN
[FULI]
ALRIGHT LITTLE JERK LET RUMBLE IT UP
YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING COOL BUT YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH
I'M THE BEST LION GUARD IN ALL OF THE PRIDELAND
YOUR TOWN AS A STORY IS A MOTHERFUCKING LAND
I CAN WIN THIS BATTLE AS I DEFEAT THE HYNEAS
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR ANUS
DON'T TESTIFY ME I WILL WIN AT THE RATE
SOON YOU'LL BE GONE WITH YOUR READER AT THE DAY
[SUPER WHY]
OH FUCK YOU FULI YOU ARE NOT EVEN A LION
WHEN THE MONKEY STARTED CHASING YOU, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BITE IT
DAMN YOUR STUPID SHOW, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
WHERE WERE YOU IN LION KING TWO AND WHERE DID YOU SPEND
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FAST, YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT ALONE
WHEN MY SUPER FRIENDS GET HERE YOU WILL GET BONED
MY PBS KIDS SHOW IS BETTER THAN YOUR
I CAN BEAT YOU IN THIS RAP YOU SLUTTY HORE
[FULI]
YOU MADE BE A READER, BUT YOU ARE SUCH A NERD
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, I CAN'T STAND THIS JERK
I AM FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT LIKE ANY OTHER BITCH
FAST THAN POWERPUFF GIRLS, BOLT, RAINBOW DASH, UNDERDOG AND SONIC
I WILL ASK KION TO USE THE ELDER OF THE ROAR
WHEN THE TOWNSPEOPLE SEE IT YOU'LL BE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR
NO CHEETAH CAN'T DEFEAT ME, NOT EVEN AT A RACE
JUST KEEP ON READING CRAP, YOU CAN'T WIN AT THIS RATE
[SUPER WHY]
DON'T TALK BACK AT ME, I CAN WIN AT THE TIME
YOU COULDN'T BEAT WONDER RED AT A FUCKING RHYME
BUNGA IS THE MOST HYPER ONE OF ALL
JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE, SHEEGWA, AND BUBBLES AS THE FINAL FALL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN STAY CLOSE WHILE MAKING FUN OF OTHER
BEING THE NAUGHTY ONE YOU SHOULD BE LESS BITCHIER
I DON'T NEED YOU FULI TIME FOR ME TO GO
I GOT MORE READERS TO TELL STORY INTO MY SHOW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE