EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ALFRED
VS
SUPER WHY
BEGIN
[ALFRED]
ALRIGHT LITTLE HERO TIME TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
BY THE TIME YOU BE RAPE IT WILL BE YOUR FIRST CLASS
I'M THE BEST DETECTIVE I AM BETTER THAN YOU
YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF SHITTY FRIEND WHO CAN'T EVER WIN YOU
GOING INTO A BOOK THAT IS MADE FOR BABY
TRY SOMETHING HARDER LIKE PORNGROFITY
IF YOU CAN HANDLE BOOK JUST STAY IN REALITY
NOTHING CAN GET BETTER AND YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME
[SUPER WHY]
OH FUCK YOU ALFRED ALL YOU DO IS TALK
EVERY TIME YOU SOLVE THE PROBLEM YOU SUCK MILO COCK
DAMN YOUR SHOW IS AWFUL GO HOME AND CRY
I HAVE MORE EPISODE THAN YOU AS I ARRIVE
I'M THE BEST SUPER READER IN MY STORY TOWN VILLIAGE
UNLIKE YOU, IT JUST SMELL LIKE SHIT
ONCE YOU GET BORED ENOUGH I WILL READ YOU TO DEATH
YOU'LL BE BEATEN RIGHT KNOW BY PEA, PIG, AND RED
[ALFRED]
HA YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
IF YOU THINK BOOKS ARE GREAT WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT YOU FUCKING TROLL
IF YOUR PARENTS SEE YOU WITH YOUR FUCKING SUPER POWER
YOU'LL GET BONED BY THE TOWN AND HAVE A SHITTY HOUR
BEING IN PBS THAT THE WORST ONE I KNOW
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE YOU DON'T BELONG IN THAT SHOW
GO HOME AND DIE AND NEVER COME BACK
IF I SEE YOUR SHIT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
[SUPER WHY]
OH DON'T BE A FAGGOT LIKE YOU EVER WIN
YOU SHOULD'VE STAY AT HOME WHEN YOU WERE COVERED IN ILLNESS
YOUR SISTER IS A BITCH I THINK I KNOW WHY
SHE A SLUTTY LITTLE CUNT WHO NEVER EVER DIE
YOU BELONG IS QUBO WELL THAT IS DAMN LAME
YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET YOURSELF IS A CRAPPY GAME
WELL I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU I'M GOING FOR NOW
GOODBYE ALFRED AND DON'T HAVE A COW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE