Do Not Read If You Don't Want to Lose Brain Cells

by captiveprincesenpai

This is a joke, it's really shitty. To Emily, this is for you. I Hope you appreciate the effort i put into this

A/N: Lol I've never read this book this is for my best friend who I made fun of for reading a book called Captive Prince so sorry if you like the book but this is not accurate at all. Also I'm using a Shakespeare translator for *accuracy*

"Holla sir, what can I doth f'r thee the present day?" asked Damianos (A/N: what a name might I say).

"Oh, I don't knoweth, haply jack off f'r me, yond sounds quaint valorous," hath said Laurent.

"Anything f'r mine own mast'r lol," hath said Damianos, "I liketh kinky the horror so wouldst thee liketh a did bite of bondage in th're?"

"MmM aye daddy, hitteth me up with yond the horror, " (A/N: lol get it hit me up because bondage)

So those gents fuck'd well into the night. Damianos wast a topp'r, but ev'ry so oft that gent wouldst wouldst beest liketh, "oh, hitteth me sire".

Then laurent wouldst hitteth that gent (A/N: according to my friend he's a dick so idk.) and damianos wouldst receiveth very much did turn on by t because he's kinky.