A/N: Hi there! It's me Kit and as some of you might already know, this fic
is my little sister's fic. Well, it'll still be hers (b/c this was her
idea), but I was the one who wrote the whole thing (see Jason, I do write
some comedy u_u) and I'll be continuing on with the fic. For some odd
reason, she doesn't want to write anymore, so I'll be the one going on (oh
and she said thx for those who reviewed them earlier!)^^. I'll still be
writing NDCT btw, but I'll be doing this also in the meantime. Anywho,
let's continue on with this: this is about Hiei, but only a three-year-old.
BWAHAHAHAHA...anyway, all the characters here are also going to be young,
kind of like about three-four years old also, and some will be really OOC
in this fic though. I know that Hiei doesn't have a dad (ok, technically,
he does, but they don't show him in the series), so I'm just going to add
in one b/c it might be funny...b/c well, it's like this: a 3-year-old
little boy not wanting to go to pre-school, but his father tricks him into
going...So, that's how it's going to be. Well, I'm going to stop talking
here so that you could start reading this story. And remember please read
and review! ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho! Yoshihiro Togashi does! So no suing!! It would and will be pointless if you do!!
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Pre-school?!
*Chappie one: Trickery!!
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It was one fine Monday morning when a loud crying came out of a 'what seems to be' quiet home. A young little boy with spiky-black hair with a white- star shaped pattern, cried out at a grown man, who also has black hair, but no spikes or a white-star shaped pattern.
"I don't want to go to pre-school, Daddy! I'm too young to go! Waaah!" the little boy yelled.
"But Hiei, you MUST go," his father said to him, trying to keep the little boy calmed down.
"But I don't WANNA go!"
"You must!"
"Iya!" *(a/n: check the bottom for the meaning)
"Hiei...How about this? How about I take you for out to ice cream, instead of me taking you to school?" he asked.
The little Hiei stopped crying and looked up at his father. "Ice cream?" he asked. "And no school?"
"Yes..." his father said. However, deep inside his head, he was cackling to himself evilly. 'Hehehe...You may think that you're going to get ice cream, but actually you're going to your worst nightmare! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gag**gag**choke**choke*" (a/n: psst, Jason, you were supposed to laugh like that after you killed Pinky! But sadly, you didn't; you made a weak laugh!)
"Daddy, are you all right?" lil' Hiei asked.
"Yes, I am."
"Oh. Then why were you laughing all weird and crazy?"
"Aheh...Oh, for no reason, that's all," Hiei's father lied.
Hiei believed the little lie and smiled.
"Well, let's go to the car now and go to Dairy Queen," his father said, "to get you a snow cone!"
"Okidoki!" Hiei exclaimed, happy to know that he's going to have ice cream. "Yay! A snow cone!"
Hiei and his father walked over to the car. Hiei quickly went to his seat to buckle himself in for the car trip to Dairy Queen. "I'm gonna get a snow cone. I'm gonna get a snow cone!" he sang over and over. "I'm gonna get a snow cone. I'm gonna get a snow cone."
Hiei's father sat in his seat, looked into the rearview mirror that showed Hiei sitting in the back and smiling. "Ready to go, Hiei?"
"Yup!"
"Okay, let's go." With that, Hiei's father started the car. While doing so, he had a smirk written across his face. 'Hehehe...soon Hiei, you will be in school,' he said to himself mentally. 'Hehehe...'
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*Minutes later...*
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While watching outside the car window, Hiei noticed that his dad had passed the Dairy Queen. "Daddy, we just passed the ice cream store place," he said.
"Oh, we did?" his father asked, as if he hadn't notice.
"Daddy! Where are we going? Are you going to kidnap me away from Mommy and Yukina?"
"Yukina? She's already in school," his father explained. "She woke up earlier than you and took the bus. And no, I'm not going to kidnap you. Why would I want to kidnap my own little son?"
"Uh...I no know..." Hiei said while scratching his head because he was confused. "Uh..."
" I know Hiei, but we're not going to the ice cream place. We are going to Pre-school! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!" he laughed evilly.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO PRE-SCHOOL! NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed. "Iya! Iya!"
Hiei continued to scream "No! No!" for about ten more minutes until his father had driven up to the pre-school's parking lot. While his father was trying to find a place to park, other families were looking at the car with a confused expression written upon their faces. They heard screaming within the car. They then saw a little boy's face pressed against the window, as if he was trying to escape out of the car.
While watching, a mother and her son were wondering what is the matter.
"Mama, what's happening in there?" a little boy with red hair and green eyes asked his mother.
"Um...I don't really know what's going on, Shuichi," she answered. "So let's just go on into the school and sign you up." With that, they hurried along into the school.
Meanwhile, back inside the car, Hiei was about to use a fire attack against the window. "Dragon of the Darkness Flame!" he yelled out (a/n: In this one, he already has a Jagan eye). But his attack didn't work. The window still remained there. "What?! It's supposed to work! That window's supposed to be gone by now!"
"Hiei, just try to give up," his father said tiredly. He was tired of hearing "No!" over and over that day. "And besides, this car is fire proof against your attacks."
"What?! Why?!"
"Because, somehow your mother and I knew that you'll be using them soon."
"Oh...But WHY?! What about Yukina?! Did you 'ice proof' the car too?" he asked.
"Um...No, we haven't ice proofed the car."
"Why?" Hiei asked curiously.
"Well, because she can control her powers more better than you," his father said quickly.
Hiei was silent for a while. "You thought she could control her powers more better than me?!"
"Uh...Something like that."
"Oh."
"Are you mad, Hiei?"
"Nope!" Hiei said cheerfully with a tight smile upon his happy little face. "Not at all!"
"Okay!" His father wiped his forehead. "Now, let's go in and sign you up into the pre-school."
After hearing the word 'pre-school', Hiei started to yell again. "Iya! Iya!"
Hiei's father stepped out of the car and opened Hiei's door, then tried to pull him out of the car by grabbing him by his feet. But, Hiei was holding onto the car door. "I don't want to go! I don't want to go!" Hiei cried repeatedly.
"Hiei!"
Families that were walking by were watching the little brawl between the father and son. Another family, that was close to the school's door stopped to watch.
"Mommy! Look at that!" a little boy with slick black hair, said to his mother, while pointing at Hiei and his dad. "That little boy is wearing a black T-shirt with a white bunny on the front!"
While the little boy was telling his mother what Hiei was wearing, Hiei's father started to pull onto his son's pants, until Hiei's pants became loose and had fallen down. Hiei's father fell back on top of the street with a pair of pants in his hand. "Why am I holding these pants?" he asked himself. He then looked back at Hiei and back at the pants. Then back at Hiei, who by chance isn't wearing his pants anymore.
"Daddy!!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!!" Hiei yelled.
On the other side of the street, the little boy that was telling his mother about what Hiei was wearing was rolling on the street laughing out loud. "Mommy! Did you see that?!" he asked her.
"Yes, I did see that, Yusuke," his mother responded.
"What about you, Keiko?" he asked to the girl that was right beside him. "Did you see that?"
The little girl, who was called 'Keiko' was blushing a bright pink. She hasn't seen a boy without any pants on before, so she was a bit embarrassed to see what had happened. "Um...Yeah, I did see that, Yusuke," she said quickly.
The little Yusuke snickered. "Hehehe..." The children then walked away into the school, leaving the feuding father and son in the parking lot.
Hiei was still crying when his father was trying to give his pants back. Hiei sniffed when he took them. "You meanie," he mumbled quietly. "Pants stealer."
His father sighed. "Now can we go in and take you to your class?" he asked to his sniffling son.
Hiei looked at his dad, he was angry for being deceived, believing that he was going to get ice cream. But no, he's at a preschool and his pants were just pulled off in front of the public. "Fine, I'll go along with your little game here," he growled as he walked with his dad into the school.
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A/N: So, how was it? I know that Hiei was really OOC in this one. But hey, it's funny, isn't it? Well, if you want me to continue writing this, I need at least 5 reviews for this one. So send in those reviews! ^_^ Oh and have I mentioned that this will also be an AU fic? B/c it will!! ^^ And please don't think that I took my sister's fic without her permission b/c I asked her and she said yeah. So, now I'm writing the rest of this fic and for once, a comedy under my pen name. ^_____^ mew
And "Iya" means "No!"
Please review!
~Kurayami no KitsuneYoukai
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho! Yoshihiro Togashi does! So no suing!! It would and will be pointless if you do!!
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Pre-school?!
*Chappie one: Trickery!!
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It was one fine Monday morning when a loud crying came out of a 'what seems to be' quiet home. A young little boy with spiky-black hair with a white- star shaped pattern, cried out at a grown man, who also has black hair, but no spikes or a white-star shaped pattern.
"I don't want to go to pre-school, Daddy! I'm too young to go! Waaah!" the little boy yelled.
"But Hiei, you MUST go," his father said to him, trying to keep the little boy calmed down.
"But I don't WANNA go!"
"You must!"
"Iya!" *(a/n: check the bottom for the meaning)
"Hiei...How about this? How about I take you for out to ice cream, instead of me taking you to school?" he asked.
The little Hiei stopped crying and looked up at his father. "Ice cream?" he asked. "And no school?"
"Yes..." his father said. However, deep inside his head, he was cackling to himself evilly. 'Hehehe...You may think that you're going to get ice cream, but actually you're going to your worst nightmare! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gag**gag**choke**choke*" (a/n: psst, Jason, you were supposed to laugh like that after you killed Pinky! But sadly, you didn't; you made a weak laugh!)
"Daddy, are you all right?" lil' Hiei asked.
"Yes, I am."
"Oh. Then why were you laughing all weird and crazy?"
"Aheh...Oh, for no reason, that's all," Hiei's father lied.
Hiei believed the little lie and smiled.
"Well, let's go to the car now and go to Dairy Queen," his father said, "to get you a snow cone!"
"Okidoki!" Hiei exclaimed, happy to know that he's going to have ice cream. "Yay! A snow cone!"
Hiei and his father walked over to the car. Hiei quickly went to his seat to buckle himself in for the car trip to Dairy Queen. "I'm gonna get a snow cone. I'm gonna get a snow cone!" he sang over and over. "I'm gonna get a snow cone. I'm gonna get a snow cone."
Hiei's father sat in his seat, looked into the rearview mirror that showed Hiei sitting in the back and smiling. "Ready to go, Hiei?"
"Yup!"
"Okay, let's go." With that, Hiei's father started the car. While doing so, he had a smirk written across his face. 'Hehehe...soon Hiei, you will be in school,' he said to himself mentally. 'Hehehe...'
^_^)
*Minutes later...*
)(^_^)
While watching outside the car window, Hiei noticed that his dad had passed the Dairy Queen. "Daddy, we just passed the ice cream store place," he said.
"Oh, we did?" his father asked, as if he hadn't notice.
"Daddy! Where are we going? Are you going to kidnap me away from Mommy and Yukina?"
"Yukina? She's already in school," his father explained. "She woke up earlier than you and took the bus. And no, I'm not going to kidnap you. Why would I want to kidnap my own little son?"
"Uh...I no know..." Hiei said while scratching his head because he was confused. "Uh..."
" I know Hiei, but we're not going to the ice cream place. We are going to Pre-school! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!" he laughed evilly.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO PRE-SCHOOL! NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed. "Iya! Iya!"
Hiei continued to scream "No! No!" for about ten more minutes until his father had driven up to the pre-school's parking lot. While his father was trying to find a place to park, other families were looking at the car with a confused expression written upon their faces. They heard screaming within the car. They then saw a little boy's face pressed against the window, as if he was trying to escape out of the car.
While watching, a mother and her son were wondering what is the matter.
"Mama, what's happening in there?" a little boy with red hair and green eyes asked his mother.
"Um...I don't really know what's going on, Shuichi," she answered. "So let's just go on into the school and sign you up." With that, they hurried along into the school.
Meanwhile, back inside the car, Hiei was about to use a fire attack against the window. "Dragon of the Darkness Flame!" he yelled out (a/n: In this one, he already has a Jagan eye). But his attack didn't work. The window still remained there. "What?! It's supposed to work! That window's supposed to be gone by now!"
"Hiei, just try to give up," his father said tiredly. He was tired of hearing "No!" over and over that day. "And besides, this car is fire proof against your attacks."
"What?! Why?!"
"Because, somehow your mother and I knew that you'll be using them soon."
"Oh...But WHY?! What about Yukina?! Did you 'ice proof' the car too?" he asked.
"Um...No, we haven't ice proofed the car."
"Why?" Hiei asked curiously.
"Well, because she can control her powers more better than you," his father said quickly.
Hiei was silent for a while. "You thought she could control her powers more better than me?!"
"Uh...Something like that."
"Oh."
"Are you mad, Hiei?"
"Nope!" Hiei said cheerfully with a tight smile upon his happy little face. "Not at all!"
"Okay!" His father wiped his forehead. "Now, let's go in and sign you up into the pre-school."
After hearing the word 'pre-school', Hiei started to yell again. "Iya! Iya!"
Hiei's father stepped out of the car and opened Hiei's door, then tried to pull him out of the car by grabbing him by his feet. But, Hiei was holding onto the car door. "I don't want to go! I don't want to go!" Hiei cried repeatedly.
"Hiei!"
Families that were walking by were watching the little brawl between the father and son. Another family, that was close to the school's door stopped to watch.
"Mommy! Look at that!" a little boy with slick black hair, said to his mother, while pointing at Hiei and his dad. "That little boy is wearing a black T-shirt with a white bunny on the front!"
While the little boy was telling his mother what Hiei was wearing, Hiei's father started to pull onto his son's pants, until Hiei's pants became loose and had fallen down. Hiei's father fell back on top of the street with a pair of pants in his hand. "Why am I holding these pants?" he asked himself. He then looked back at Hiei and back at the pants. Then back at Hiei, who by chance isn't wearing his pants anymore.
"Daddy!!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!!" Hiei yelled.
On the other side of the street, the little boy that was telling his mother about what Hiei was wearing was rolling on the street laughing out loud. "Mommy! Did you see that?!" he asked her.
"Yes, I did see that, Yusuke," his mother responded.
"What about you, Keiko?" he asked to the girl that was right beside him. "Did you see that?"
The little girl, who was called 'Keiko' was blushing a bright pink. She hasn't seen a boy without any pants on before, so she was a bit embarrassed to see what had happened. "Um...Yeah, I did see that, Yusuke," she said quickly.
The little Yusuke snickered. "Hehehe..." The children then walked away into the school, leaving the feuding father and son in the parking lot.
Hiei was still crying when his father was trying to give his pants back. Hiei sniffed when he took them. "You meanie," he mumbled quietly. "Pants stealer."
His father sighed. "Now can we go in and take you to your class?" he asked to his sniffling son.
Hiei looked at his dad, he was angry for being deceived, believing that he was going to get ice cream. But no, he's at a preschool and his pants were just pulled off in front of the public. "Fine, I'll go along with your little game here," he growled as he walked with his dad into the school.
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A/N: So, how was it? I know that Hiei was really OOC in this one. But hey, it's funny, isn't it? Well, if you want me to continue writing this, I need at least 5 reviews for this one. So send in those reviews! ^_^ Oh and have I mentioned that this will also be an AU fic? B/c it will!! ^^ And please don't think that I took my sister's fic without her permission b/c I asked her and she said yeah. So, now I'm writing the rest of this fic and for once, a comedy under my pen name. ^_____^ mew
And "Iya" means "No!"
Please review!
~Kurayami no KitsuneYoukai