EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CADENCE
VS
EMILY ELIZABETH
BEGIN
[CADENCE]
WELL LOOK WHO'S HERE IT A SLUTTY LITTLE BITCH
TAKING CARE OF CLIFFORD IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
YOUR SHOW IN PBS KIDS IS A CRAPPY SHOW
ARE YOU BLIND WOMAN THE RATING IS LOW
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT HAD MORE SONG
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG
PHINEAS AND FERB WILL SOON HUNT YOU DOWN
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP YOU WILL ALSO GET THE FUCKING FROWN
[EMILY ELIZABETH]
OH SCREW YOU CADENCE YOUR SHOW IS SO SHITTY
YOU DON'T GET LOTS OF ATTENTION JUST BY TATTLING
YOU WANT TO RAT YOUR BROTHERS SO YOU CAN WIN THIS SHIT
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU THINK, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A BITCH
MY SHOW IS BETTER, CLIFFORD IS THE BEST ONE
HE IS BETTER THAN PERRY AND HE NEVER HAVE FUN
YOU SANG GITCHI GITCHI GOO THAT IS WAY TOO SLASHY
YOU ACT LIKE DW ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE TATTLING
[CADENCE]
KISS MY ASS EMILY YOU ARE NO FUN TO BRAG
ALL YOUR PETS AND FRIENDS ARE JUST A SHITTY DRAG
JETTA READ YOUR JOURNAL AND NINA TOLD YOUR SECRET
CLIFFORD IS A BIG FAGGOT AND DAFFODIL A BITCH
IF YOU ARE SO PERFECT WHY DON'T YOU GET SO MANY SPOTLIGHT
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ACTION JUST LIKE IN A FIGHT
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME I KNOW I WILL WIN
YOU JUST SIT THERE CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU FUCK A SIN
[EMILY ELIZABETH]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SASSY WELL NOW THINK AGAIN
YOU JUST WANT PHINEAS AND FERB TO GET BUSTED AND YOU WIN
JUST ASK HIM TO JOIN YOU SO YOU DON'T GET HURT
OTHERWISE YOU LOVE HIM GO FUCK WITH HIM YOU JERK
LOOK AT ALL THE CHARACTERS IN YOUR DAMN DEMENSION
YOU SHOULD ALSO WORK ON THE SHITTY ANIMATION
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M GOING AWAY
GOODBYE CADENCE I HOPE YOU'RE GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE