An ordinary day in the Griffin house
Peter: Not another re-run of The Brady Bunch, I've seen this one so many times.
Brian: Oh God turn the channel turn the channel.
Stewie: God I hate incest. Another reason to hate the Brady Bunch.
Lois: Why do they have to make all the good shows bad nowadays?
Meg: I'm going up stairs I have to get ready for my date.
Everyone Laugh's
Stewie: Oh my God, you are never going to get a date you bitch.
Lois: Ha Ha, what a freakin bad liar.
Meg runs up stairs crying
Brian: God, I need to get some more "good" bathroom magazines if you know what I mean.
Everyone laughs, Brian walks out the door.
Stewie: Ha Ha, oh, someone's going to have to explain that to me.
Chris: I've got to go up to my room. I have some schoolwork.
Lois: I'm going to go give stewie a bath.
Peter: Yea, whatever.
Lois: Ok, Then
Meanwhile…….in the bathroom.
Lois slips on bar of soap and falls down, and hits her head.
Stewie: Finally, the woman is dead. YES!
Chris runs into the room: MOM!
Meg runs downstairs: Dad, mom is dead!
Peter: Hey did I say you could talk, I am trying to watch the oh my god.
Later….Driving home from the hospital
Peter: Now kids I want you to know that your mom didn't hit the can. No I'm just joking, she didn't die is what I'm trying to say.
Stewie: Damn
Peter: Now that your mom is in the hospital we need a new mother. Meg your to ugly, so it can't be you. Chris your gonna have to be your mother for a while. Well, except for when me and you mom are in the bed making love. I might have to find someone else for that.
Chris: Alright I'm the mom.
Peter: Meg, you can do the dishes, and all the dirty things around the house, since that is what ugly bi…..i mean ugly girls are made for.
Meg: That sucks dad, I'm not doing it.
Chris: Young lady you will do what your father says.
Meg: I'm older than you fat ass so shut your mouth.
Chris: That's it you are grounded for two weeks.
Peter: Ok, enough. Now we need someone to cook. Brian how about…..
Brian: How about a little more shut the hell up.
Peter: Oooo…Mr. Grouchy. Anyway you took that cooking cla……
Brian: Yea, I mean it. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Quiteness………
Peter: Hey, watch your mouth. I don't want to have to do to you what I did to Chris that night.
Flashback…..
Chris: Yo Homie whats up Fo Shizzle.
Peter: Chris no cussing, or I will have to hit you.
Chris: Fo Shizzle
Peter: That's it. (Picks up baseball bat and whacks Chris) hey….hey….wake up sleepy head…..oh damn I'm screwed. Umm… Lois.
Lois: Yes
Peter gives Lois baseball bat
Peter: Oh my god Lois you hit Chris. I'm calling the child service place…..thing…something to that effect
Flashback Ends…….
Chris: Dad, I don't remember that
Peter: Ha ha….neither do I.
Stewie: This will be about as fun as that game of Marco Polo I played with Helen Keller.
Flashback…..
Stewie: I don't want to see a damn flashback of that
Flashback ends…..
Peter: Ok, Lois we are home.
Quietness…
Peter: I SAID OK LOIS WE ARE HOME.
Chris in a girl voice: Oh, sorry honey, I guess I'm an idiot.
Peter: Chris, don't call your mom an…..
Chris in a girl voice: Who is this Chris? Should I know about her? Are you cheating on me? Am I not sexual enough for you? GOD.
Chris runs inside crying
Quietness
Brian: Ok, then.
Everyone goes inside
Me: Ok, this is the first chapter of this story. So how was it? Please R&R, any comments, what do you think I should change, stuff like that. Should I continue.
Thanks for reading.