EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
PINK PANTHER
VS
PO
BEGIN
[PINK PANTHER]
ALRIGHT LITTLE BABY TIME TO TAKE YOUR DAMN BODY
ALL THE TIME YOU PLAY LIKE BITCH YOU COULDN'T WIN THIS RAPPING
I'M THE BEST PINK CHARACTER AS I TRAVEL AROUND
I CAN STEAL LOTS OF FOOD AS I WAS IN TOWN
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO YOU SPECIAL WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
IF I STRIKE YOU AGAIN I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL
WHEN THE BATTLE IS OVER YOU WON'T BE HAPPY
YOU'LL BE HOME CRYING NOW AND SUCKING LALA PUSSY
[PO]
WELL LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU ARE NOT EVEN A BOY
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO PERFECT WELL YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TOY
YOU ARE A GIRL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
I'M THE BEST TELETUBBIES WELL SCREW YOU JERKY
YOU CAN'T TESTIFY ME I CAN WIN AT THIS SONG
YOU THINK YOU'RE RIGHT WELL YOU ARE SHITTY WRONG
IN PBS KIDS IT GOT MORE EDUCATION
YOU COULDN'T TALK A LOT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG IS THIS
[PINK PANTHER]
OH SCREW YOU FAGGOT TELETUBBIES ARE THE WORST
YOU JUST BABBLE LIKE AN IDIOT YOU ACT LIKE A JERK
RIDING ON YOUR SCOOTER MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SCOOTALOO
IF YOUR ASS IS COVERED YOU COULDN'T EVEN POOP
MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY I AM THE BEST
EVEN YOU COULDN'T BEAT ME AS THIS DAMN TEST
GO HANG YOURSELF PO, NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYMORE
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE BIG GUN LIKE BLOOD, GUT, AND GORE
[PO]
HEY, DON'T BE A JERK YOUR SHOW IS WAY OLD
NO ONE WATCH THAT A LOT THAT IS WHY IT IS TOLD
YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND DIE WITH ALL THE OLD JERK
LIKE KIMBA, LOONEY TUNES, ASTRO BOY, AND YOUGI BEAR
MINE MAY BE OLD, BUT IT NOT LIKE YOURS
YOU'LL NEVER GET A GIRL WITH THIS DISGUSTING BOARD
I AM LEAVING YOU PINK PANTHER, TIME FOR ME TO SCRAM
SEE YOU IN HELL LITTLE CHICKEN AND YOU'RE A LESBIAN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE