The Animorph Trials
By fishie =)
(A/N: This is a spur of the moment type story. I'm bored with the FanFiction Authors stories already. No offense to anybody, as always!)
Judge: I call this meeting to order! *Pounds gavel on table *
*The Animorphs are sitting in the courtroom. On the other side of the room sit about 10 Hork-Bajir, 5 Taxxons, an Andalite and a human. *
Judge: Will the Animorphs' lawyer please stand up and state their name?
*A teen girl wearing a business suit and long brown hair pulled into a bun stands up *
Girl: I'm Fishie.
Judge: And the Yeerks' lawyer?
*A man dressed in white with the initials BFFACC printed on his jacket stands up and glares at Fishie *
Man: I'm Bob.
Judge: What is the charge?
Fishie: The Animorphs would like to sue the Yeerks for being yucky, mind-controlling, evil parasites who endanger their lives.
Judge: Overruled!
Animorphs and Fishie: WHAT?!?!
Judge: Ha ha! Yeerks will take over your puny human race!! Muahahahaha!
*Ax quickly slices the judge's head off *
All: Eww!
*A new judge comes out.*
New judge: Ew, my chair is all bloody.
*A pikachu runs out with a new chair *
Judge: Thank you.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
*The pikachu runs off into a plot hole *
Fishie: Your honor, may I inquire your identity?
All: huh?
Fishie: What's your name.
Judge: Oh. Well I am none other than the mighty Starseeker!
Bob: No fair! You're a fanfic author so you can't be the judge!
Starseeker: It doesn't say that anywhere in the book of laws. *drops a 4352462.3 page book on the ground. * Show me where it says that!
2 days later…..
Bob: Right here! Rule number 25178214!!
Starseeker: *half asleep* Huh? *looks at the book*
RULE 25178214:
NO AUTHOR OF FAN FICTION SHALL BE ALLOWED TO BE JUDGE OF A COURT.
Starseeker: No fair! I went to law school for my judge's degree!
Fishie: You can always be in the jury.
Starseeker: *considering * Well…okay *goes to sit with the jury members*
*A new judge enters *
Rachel: wow, how many judges are there?
Fishie *opens a door* About a million.
Judge: Order in the court!
*Everybody sits down *
Judge: All right. Now, you Animorphs are here to sue the Yeerks, correct?
Animorphs: Yes.
Judge: Have you any evidence that the Yeerks are… *glances at paper * …quote: yucky, mind-controlling, evil parasites who endanger your lives?
Fishie: As a matter of fact… *pulls out a huge briefcase and opens it * we do. Exhibit A. *pulls out a plastic baggie with a slug in it *
All: Eww!
*Rachel dumps the sluggy out of the bag and stomps on it *
Bob: Objection! The word 'yucky' is a matter of opinion! And that wasn't very nice.
Judge: Overruled.
Fishie: Exhibit B. *pulls out a video cassette * This is a short film about Yeerks. It has some escapades of the Animorphs in it also. It's-
*A 7 year old boy jumps out from the briefcase holding a plastic light saber *
Fishie: Matt! I'm going to kill you! How dare you come to work with me!
*Matt hits Fishie repeatedly with the light saber *
Fishie: *shoving her brother back into the briefcase * You are in such deep trouble!
Matt: *faintly* I'm telling!!!
Fishie: *latching the briefcase shut * Anyway. As I was saying, this tape presents what the Yeerks do. *Pushes 'play' button on a VCR that appeared from nowhere *
10 minutes later…
Judge: So…you're saying that the Yeerks are out to enslave the human race?
Fishie: Yep.
Judge: Um…okay….
Bob: I'd like to call the Animorphs to the stand!
*rustling as the Animorphs get up and go up to the judge's stand *
Bob: Where were you on the night of June 23?!
Tobias: We were down in the Yeerk pool battling you filthy slugs!
Bob: How many Yeerks did you kill?
Jake: 34 and darn proud of it!!
Bob: Why did you kill them?
Cassie: They were trying to kill us first!
Bob: Two rights don't make a wrong!
Marco: huh?
Rachel: what?
Ax: I do not understand.
Bob: er…I mean…two wrongs don't make a right!
Jake: It wasn't right for your parasitic species to even come to out peaceful planet!
*Jake and Bob get into a huge fight *
Judge: ORDER!
*babygirl pops out of nowhere*
Babygirl: Fishie? I thought you worked in the fan fiction business?
Fishie: This is my part time job. Fan fiction doesn't pay well. Plus, I get to wear this snazzy outfit.
Babygirl: Oh. Can I work here too?
Fishie: *throws a temper tantrum* Nooo!! You copy everything I do!!
Babygirl: *pouts * No fair! I'm telling mom!
Fishie: So?! *Gets a bright idea * say babygirl, a pikachu just ran off that way! *Points *
Babygirl: where? Where? *Runs off *
Fishie: Now, back to business. What the- *is suddenly wrapped in a straitjacket *
Bob: ha! I got you now! You won't escape the BFFACC this time!
Judge: Bob, wait till the case is over to capture Fishie please.
Bob: *grumbling * fine
Fishie: I would like to call to the stand….Visser Three!
*Visser Three goes up to the stand *
Fishie: Now Visser, exactly how many times did you try to kill my clients?
Visser Three: About 54 times, why?
Fishie: Do you think that was nice of you to do that?
Visser Three: actually, yes I do.
Fishie: Why?
Visser Three: why do you think? Because I'm evil!
Fishie: *sighs * no further questions
Judge: All right, jury, you are to vote if the Yeerks are guilty of being yucky, evil mind controlling slugs who endanger the lives of these 'Animorphs.'
7 minutes later…
Jury: We voted the Yeerks guilty!
Animorphs: Yeah!
Judge: Yeerks, you are hearby sentenced to 5765960970 years off of this planet!
Yeerks: no fair!
*K.A.A. comes into the room *
K.A.A: Sorry, you can't do that. They are the characters of my book series, and I own them.
Animorphs: darn
Yeerks: Yeah!
Judge: court dismissed. *Shakes his head. * Jerry Springer should be dealing with this, not me.
Outside…
Bob: Oh Fishie, you have to come with us…
Fishie: uh-oh…
*The end *