Omg could not stop laughing as I typed this up! This does not belong to me. I am publishing it on Behalf of CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL.
I don not own the characters etc...
Artemis and Sophie burst into their honeymoon suite.
"Tonight, Sophie?" Artemis broke the silence with this hopeful question.
"Yes, I'm quite pumped up and I have everything we need," replied Sophie. Artemis unlocked the bedroom. It was a large circular room with a round bed, surrounded by a princess net. That, and a pole…
They undressed shyly, none of them having any experience in this matter. Soon they were both naked on the bed.
"So, what are we meant to do now?" asked Artemis.
"Well, the book of Kama sutra said-"she stopped when Artemis started snogging her mid-lecture. His hands wondered everywhere. Sophie soon followed suit. Artemis pulled at Sophie's curls as he snogged her. Abruptly, he stopped.
"What?" whispered Sophie.
"I can fell it going up so I don't think we need the Viagra but van you help me with the condom?" he asked.
"Do we need it? We're married now! Oh and it's called an erection and we're not supposed to talk!" she responded.
Artemis smiled wolfishly. Sophie raised an eyebrow. She got up. Leaning on the pole, she began to dance, making Artemis squirm. Her boobs covered the pole and her vagina rubbed it. Artemis had reached his limits. He pushed his body into hers and began to simultaneously lick her body while stroking her boobs. Sophie too had had enough. Impatiently, she shoved Artemis inside her. Both of them instantly became horny. The pace became even more heated. As Artemis pinned her to the walk, still inside her, he licked her boobs. Artemis sighed. Sophie knelt down slowly and gave him a blowjob. She felt it stiffen. He squirmed. ]
"Stop squirming or I'll bite it off!" She said. He winced.
"I'm calming down now!" he complained.
"Don't worry," Sophie said, pulling out some…. Icing sugar.
"How does this work?" He asked.
Sophie didn't reply but poured it all over her. Artemis looked at her, nonplussed.
"You lick" she said. He agreed. After five minutes, he stopped.
"What now?" Sophie said, annoyed.
"Did you buy the Sainsbury's version?"
"Umm…yes…"
"Well," Artemis said "I'm allergic"
*****
In the Air vents, a grinning Holly short zoomed to haven with her new footage…
Oh gosh, how embarrassing!!! Poor Artemis and Sophie!