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We're going with Naruto II. You know... 3 years later... Just so you know...
Chapter 2 up soon! ...
Ninja's of the Night
There was once a very prestigious clan named Ninja's of the Night. It was ranked #1 out of all other clans in this world, and even the rivals asked the highly trained members for advice. If you are wondering why you haven't heard of this clan before, I'd give up any hopes of ever becoming a ninja, because the answer is easy. To be a ninja, you have to be stealthy. And it just so happens that the ninja's of Ninja's of the Night are so stealthy that no one has ever seen nor heard of them.
Just recently, something amazing happened to the clan. Actually, only some would consider it amazing. Others would consider it annoying, or maybe even downright troublesome. Well, a select few from the large clan were chosen to go on an important mission. That mission was to retrieve a sacred object that a young non-ninja child had dropped down the cliff at Bronte Creek Provincial Park.
Anyways, Melissa, the Honorable literate one of the clan (and the one writing this story, by the way) was standing at the top of the cliff, holding on to the chain of ninja's that were hanging and slowly declining to be able to grab the sacred object. She was doing pretty well, she had firm grip and the ninja's that were hanging trusted her a lot, well they had to, as their lives were in her hands… literally.
"This isn't a good idea," Alice, the mentor ninja, had warned from next to Melissa, no one listened to her though.
And then, all too suddenly, something terrible happened. Melissa felt someone tap her on the shoulder, and she jumped so high that she dropped the ninja's that she was holding on to. She gasped, and out of instinct searched around for help. And to her great surprise, there was a group of people standing around her. She knew these people very well. She saw them on her TV screen every Friday night at 8pm and on her computer screen almost every day. They were the ninja's of Suna and Konoha. They were the ninja's of the very popular anime, Naruto. Yes, she had seen them often before, but to have them standing right in front of her, in Bronte Creek, in this world even, surprised her a lot. She gawped at them for a second, but then her ninja instincts kicked in, and she remembered that her ninja clan leader and some very high rank ninja's were falling down a high cliff.
"Save them!" she gasped, pointing down the cliff at the falling ninjas. (Yes, they were still falling)
"But it's too troublesome" Shikamaru whined.
"JUST FREAKING SAVE THEM" She jabbed him so hard in the back that it sent him falling after them. Being the genius that he is, he considered grabbing a log on his way down, and sent his shadow after a random ninja that happened to be Alyssia.
Shino sent his bugs after Meghan. They surrounded her and then made a platform underneath her that she landed on. Rock Lee decided that he would be the one to save the ninja clan leader, Emi. He jumped, and landed about halfway down, and skid the rest of the way. When he got to the bottom, he held his hands out, and caught Emi easily.
"I caught the one that looks like the leader!" He yelled triumphantly. "I caught the leader!" His comments were directed towards Neji, who was the one who tapped Melissa on the shoulder. He didn't really look like he cared at all. Lee huffed, and ran up the cliff. It didn't look like he was being careful, but he was, he wouldn't not be careful when holding someone as important as Emi.
Emi still hadn't registered the fact that she was alive… and the fact that her fangirl obsession had just saved her. The first thought that came into her head once she had regained her regular thinking patterns was to de-rank Melissa 7,000,000 times for that very non-ninja like act. But then again, Alice had warned them before hand not to even do it in the first place... But Emi never backs down on a ninja mission, no way.
Eventually… well, pretty soon, actually, Emi found herself being placed on the floor at the TOP of the cliff.
"LEE"
"GAI-SENSEI"
"LEE… I'M NOT GAI-SENSEI." Neji frowned. His comrade was getting dumber and dumber by the second.
"NEJI"
"SHUT UP LEE… AND COME HERE"
Meanwhile, the Ninja's of the Night clan members were having a small meeting, trying to figure out how to deal with Melissa… and the fact that they PROBABLY have to get the Naruto ninja's back to their own world. Everyone was pretty attentive, except Meghan, who was picking bug after bug off of her shirt and throwing them at Melissa, in her eyes that was pretty fair punishment for nearly killing half the clan.
"Um. Excuse me" Their very important meeting was very rudely interrupted by the slightly confused so-called genius Shikamaru.
"Dear boy, haven't you heard of manners?" Alice asked, in her lecture voice.
"Um. Wasn't I… Didn't I… Huh?"
"Don't interrupt us when we are having an important discussion."
"Uhh… Okay…"
"PEACOCK" Came a very random call.
"OH MY GOD IT'S BING THE PEACOCK." Yelled all of the Ninja's of the Night members in unison.
"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a peacock, I'm a BUNNY"
"OH MY GOD IT'S BING THE PEACOCK THAT THINKS HE'S A BUNNY" Melissa yelled, on her own, though she thought the rest of the clan yelled it with her.
"Pshhhhh… Idiot…" Alyssia muttered.
Emi pounced on the unfortunate bunny. "I've missed you so much, Bing" she snuggled up to him and was crying tears of joy.
The Naruto ninjas looked slightly confused.
"I'm here! I'm here! C'mon girls! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME" Sasuke was obviously starving for attention as always.
"I know I love you," Alice muttered under her breath, so no one would hear. But Alyssia heard, and started choking on her cracker… that she found in the forest.
"HELP HER" Melissa screamed at Shikamaru, pointing at Alyssia.
"How troublesome…" Shikamaru muttered.
"DAM-cough-HELP-cough-ME" Alyssia choked out.
And so Shika started hitting her hard on the back, that being the only thing that came to his mind. Yes. The Naruto ninjas weren't trained in first aid.
"OI." Temari and her two brothers randomly appeared with her two brothers. "GET AWAY FROM MY MAN. STUPID WOMAN." She pushed Shikamaru out of the way, and started whacking Alyssia hard on the head with her fan.
Meanwhile, Bing had just broken free of Emi's grasp, and had run up into a tree to avoid her getting him again. "You know," he looked down at all of the ninja's. "We're lost"
"How do you know that we're lost?" Alice asked.
"Well okay. Lead us home now then."
"Shut up." Alice went back to swooning over Sasuke.
"Why don't we set up a camp?" Meghan announced, as if it were the best idea on the whole planet.
"Um. Because we have no equipment" Emi replied in her 'how obvious' tone of voice. "We weren't expecting MELISSA to drop us down the cliff now, were we? And uh… Thanks to you guys for saving us"
"Um. Technically, they were the reason we fell in the first place." Alyssia so nicely stated.
"YEAH. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT NEJI! NOT MINE!" Melissa rounded on Neji and was pointing at him threateningly.
"It was fate that you guys fell anyways" Neji replied bluntly.
"I think we should split up to find campsites and such…" Emi did the nice thing by trying to tear the attention away from the poor jounin.
"I'm going with Neji. He has Byakugan, and that means I'll be safe." Melissa nodded wisely. She liked her idea… or so she thought.
"Awwwwwwwh. Fiiiiiine. I call Gaara and Lee then!" Emi huffed, but seemed happy with her choice.
"Awwwwwwh" Melissa now wished she had chosen Gaara as well as Neji.
"I… don't like bugs…" Meghan timidly stated, not really liking the fact that she had to sleep in a wood … that was crawling with bugs.
"I'll protect you" Shino said quietly.
"Yay!" Meghan started chasing after Shino, who had decided he was ready to leave. Kankuro saw Shino as the only person suitable for HIS team, and decided to follow too.
"Umm… Don't they want to know where we're meeting or anything?" Temari asked slightly confused.
"It doesn't matter. Shino's bugs can find us if they get lost (again)…" Emi replied with a shrug.
"I'll uh... go with Alice" Sasuke was very proud of his new fangirl.
"Crap. Does this mean I'm stuck with Shikamaru and Temari?" Alyssia whined.
Temari rubbed her hands together evilly. The thoughts that were going through her head were so evil, that if I were to write them down here, the fiction would be rated R.
Melissa: Sooooo... I hope you like the first chapter. I'm glad we brought Bing the Peacock in.
Alyssia: IT'S A FREAKING BUNNY.
Emi: T-T Shut up. Bing is trying to sleep.
Melissa: OMG. Okay fine.
Meghan: AHHHHH I MISSED A BUG AHHH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME. -runs around in circles bashing off walls-
Alice: -holds up bug spray- Hey Shiiiiinooooo
Shino: OO (though you can't see that)