Purple people eaters,elephants,and man eating deer

by emozioni

Doesn't really belong in any category but my friend says it's really funny. I wrote the one on the top, but my friend worte the one on the bottom when she was a little kid.

Uh… well… I was bored…

James leapt up into the air and he suddenly turned purple, with one eye and one horn and I screamed "NO! JAMES IS A ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!!!" Then, he landed on the ground and I said "Mr. purple people eater don't eat me!" Then he replied, "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough!" I said, "Mr. purple people eater what's your line/life." He said, "Eating purple people and it sure is fine, but that's not the reason that I came to land, I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band!" Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater! Pidgin toed under toad flying purple people eater! "Do you wear short shorts, friendly little people eater?" What a sight to see! He started to rock, really rocking around! Singing bop ba ba loopa boom bam boom! "I like short shorts!" What a sight to see!

So remember kids.. People eaters CAN be friendly! (But really, it's best not to take chances)

Sorry it's so short.

Also, since it's so short, here's one from my friend, Izzy!

One night, Clara and Marie were eating dinner. It was broccoli soup or pizza. Clara chose soup. Marie chose pizza. Those two sisters were the opposite of each other. Also, Marie is allergic to broccoli. After that, the girls felt very sleepy. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ. "Good morning, girls!" they heard Mom say. Marie looked out the window. There were deer, as usual. They lived in a big wood house. Clara knows more than Marie, because Clara is in 2nd grade and Marie is in kindergarten. Marie saw the deer eating their garbage. They rushed outside. Daddy tried to stop them but they scared the deer away. Dad is a ranger. Clara had broken her foot while rushing outside. She had shrieked like an elephant fell on her head. But weird. AN ELEPHANT FELL FROM THE SKY AND ONTO CLARA'S HEAD! Mom called 911 and they heard ambulance sirens in the distance. WEIO WEIO WEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then it stopped. You know what? The ambulance had stopped for ice cream. ""Mom, call again." Said Marie impatiently. The ambulance men came and asked who should come. Dad said, "Me. I'll come." And off they drove. A big herd of elephants fell from the sky and flattened the ambulance. The deer ate them all except dad and Marie they died from the elephants :P

Thank you, Izzy!