Stinky Andalite.
Ax was in human morph, and as usual, eating. He was in the den waiting for Jake.
Unseen, he snuck off for something to drink. He needed milk to wash down the massive cookie he just ate. Not knowing what it was, Ax opened the cupboard in Jake's kitchen and pulled out the milk of magnesia. He drank the whole bottle.
"Strange. Struh-ange." He muttered as he returned to the den where Jake was waiting.
"Ax where were you?" Jake asked.
"Drinking. Ing." Ax answered.
Jake rolled his eyes. "C'mon let's get to the barn."
"Yes prince Jake."
"Ax, don't call me prince."
"Yes, prince Jake."
Jake rolled his eyes and headed out with Ax close behind. Once they were out of sight, Ax demorphed.
Yet, on the way to the barn, Ax felt his stomach gurgling and churning, and he let out several farts on the way there.
"Ax that's gross! WHAT did you eat?"
I do not know. I did drink a bottle of milk though. Ax replied, baffled as he let out another wet stinky fart.
"A bottle?" Jake asked.
Yes. A blue bottle. The milk was very mint like and chalky.
"OH NO." he moaned and clapped a hand to his forehead. "Ax that was a laxative!"
Is that bad? Ax asked, growing concerned as they reached the barn.
"Not really, but you're in for a nasty surprise."
"WHOOO! What on EARTH IS THAT SMELL?" Marco asked right away.
Ax looked sheepish and blushed as he stood off to the side and let off another loud fart. The others looked at him confusedly, then plugged their noses and turned a sickly shade of green. He remained off to the side while the others planned the next yeerk pool raid.
Rachel looked at Ax when he farted for the sixth time. "Are you ok?"
Yes. I am fine. Ax blushed again and headed outside.
Cassie and Jake looked at each other and tried not to laugh. Tobias made sure to stay upwind.
"We could always point Ax's rear end into the entrance and let him stink them out." Marco commented.
"I'd go for that one." Cassie laughed.
"C'mon guys we have a mission here!" Jake complained.
"Let's do it!" Rachel commented, having almost forgotten.
I'm ready. said Ax. Everyone morphed battle morphs and in they went.
The fight was long and loud. Then Ax felt his stomach lurch a little too far, and he realized that he needed to relieve himself NOW. But where? He looked around frantically, and when he found a suitable receptacle, he hurried over, squatted his hind legs down, and started going.
Loud, disgusting farts filled the air. Everyone could hear them.
Ax's main eyes crossed with relief and he let out a long, drawn out, Ahhhhhh….
Not long after that, Ax straightened and joined the others, looking and feeling much better.
Visser Three fell over dead from the stench, and anything else alive in there also died. Later on, Marco went up to Ax.
"Do you realize what you did back there?" he asked.
I…strange as it seems…avenged my brother. Ax replied.
"Good job too. Tell ya what…drink that laxative every mission. I've gotta see you do that again."
I must admit it felt very satisfying.
"I bet it was. I never knew you'd even THINK of crapping in the Yeerk Pool!" Marco laughed.
END