Title: Hackplot

Tagline: We're Animaney, Totally insaney! Ants-hill-vaney! Animaniacs!

Summary: Dot is kidnapped by an evil scientist, and it's up to Yakko and Wakko to return the Warner sister home.

Rated: T

Disclaimer: Animaniacs is owned by Warner Bros. and was created by Tom Ruegger and Steven Spielberg. Antshillvania was created by Carol and Jimmy Owens.

Dedicated to: Anyone who was forced to sit through or act in a christian children's play.

Note: Antshillvania was a Christian children's play created in 1981. I got a glimpse of an original vinyl, and it caught my eye because of how similar the characters from antshillvania looked compared to the Animaniacs characters. Go and look it up for yourself.

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Chapter 1 - The wheel of morality? Isn't it kinda early?

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The Warners went running down the path in the park.

"It's that time again!" Yakko said

"To buy collectable halo cups at 7-11?" asked Wakko

"To be cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute?" Dot carried her cute on for a few seconds.

"No, it's time to learn today's lesson." Yakko then reached over "And to find out what it is, we turn to..." Yakko pulled in the Wheel of morality. "...The Wheel of Morality!"

But before he could spin it, Yakko was interrupted.

"Isn't it kinda early to be doing the Wheel of Morality?" asked Wakko

"Nah, it's part of the plot today. Ralph's gonna chase us on camera this time." Yakko replied. "He's waitin' behind that bush for his cue."

"What's his cue?" asked Dot

"When you say 'In the head'" Yakko pointed at Dot

"Oh, ok." Dot understood and so did Wakko. Yakko then reached for the wheel and spun it.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn."

The wheel slowed down and stopped on 5.

"Moral number 5. And the moral of today's story will be..." Yakko ripped the paper from the printer and read it.

"Sharks explode. It's true, Spielberg made a movie about it." Yakko read off the paper.

"That makes me feel all kind of warm and squishy. Either that or my clothes are wet."

"Fabooo!"

"I dunno about you 2, but i'm touched." Said Yakko

"In the head." Said Dot added in.

"Dat's my cue!" Then Ralph blew his whistle, causing the Warners to yell "Yikes!" and run away as Ralph chased after them with his net.

Yakko and Wakko were running fast, but Dot was running faster. She eventually outran both her brothers, and hid in some bushes. However, her brothers were not so lucky, as they were captured by Ralph and his net.

"Uh, duhs I got cha!" Ralph said in his dumb voice

"You caught us, but you didn't get Dot." Said Yakko

"Well, I-i-i'm gonna come back for Dot! I'll just get you back to the water tower." Ralph carried off his capture. Dot noticed her brothers were caught, but since she was independant in a sense, she began skipping along the trail and singing to the tune of the sesame street theme.

Sunny day, i'm gonna / run away.

on my way to where oh where who cares?

I'm a cute, cute little thing

on my way to...

Then another net slapped the ground, capturing Dot in it's binding mesh. On the end of the pole, was a buxom Russian woman.

"Zou, zou come with me, little girl. I've been looking for zou."

Dot began to struggle as the lady carted her away from the scene.

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