School freakin' sucks. My "friends" freakin' suck. EVERYTHING freakin' sucks! Everything, that is, besides Adventure Time. I've been waiting for this game to come out for months.

It was a Saturday morning, and many hardcore gamers lined up to buy the game. I was amongst them.

Adventure Time was supposed to be a game where you could truly be whoever you wanted to be. Whether that be a bear or princess, the game held loads of possibilities. Plus, it was set in a post- apocolyptic world, which seemed cool to me.

"Wow, this is sure to be an excellent game, right, Fionna?," my friend since childhood, Bernard, asked with vigor.

He was an odd one, I'll admit that, but we've been friends for years. Not to mention that he was the hottest guy at our local high school. You'd expect some preppy jock to be the It Boy, but no, it was a preppy nerd. This was also Bernard's first game. I know, shocking.

Once we made it to the front of the line, we each bought a disk. We paid and thanked the cashier, leaving with an excited adrenaline rush. Or, at least, I did.

"Bernard, isn't this EXCITING?!"

"Positively! Now I cnnot wait to play it knowing that we will vanquish things together!"

Once we parted ways to our individual houses-his being across the street from mine-I opened my front door and stiffened at the sight.

Empty. Again.

I don't know if I'm abandoned, exactly. My parents never really come home, and they leave food in the fridge every week and seem to pay the bills. Problem is, I never see them.

My lips curled in a scowl as I took off myshoes and ran to my room, slamming the door behind me.

I inserted the disk into my laptop, waiting impatiently for the game to download. I knew it was going to take a while, so I went into the kitchen, starving. Looking into the almost-empty fridge, I sighed and retrieved a handful of strawberries. When on earth will my parents buy me more food?

Back in my room, I nearly screamed with joy. The download was complete!

The gme I have been waiting over a year for is now officially playable. All I had to do was press the 'ENTER' key.

"Ohmaglob, ohmaglob, ohmaglob!," I screeched. Containing the exicitement was a nearly impossible task.

Hovering my shaking finger over the 'ENTER' key, I took a deep breath and pressed the dang key. However, I couldn't see painstakingly colorful graphics. All I could see was black

AUTHOR'S NOTE: HEY GUYS! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THE FIRST CHAPTER SO FAR! REVIEWS AND COMMENTS ARE MUCH APPRECIATED! YES, MARSHALL LEE THE VAMPIRE IS IN HERE, HOWEVER, YOU WON'T SEE ANY FIOLEE SCENES ANYTIME SOON. THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE I'M PLANNING ON REVEALING MARSHALL LEE IN A LATER CHAPTER. EXPECT HIM LATER, NOT SOONER. IT WOULD ALSO PERSONALLY HELP ME IF YOU CHECK OUT THE LINKS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE(PARAGRAPH?). THANK YOU!

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