Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
"Nate, I brought you something," Shane said, holding a little brown baggie.
"It's not a…sample," Nate asked. "Is it?"
"Moron," Shane said, opening the bag and tossing a zip lock bag at Nate.
"Shane, what the hell is this?" Nate asked.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," Shane said, putting a pill in his mouth.
Nate was confused, but he followed in his older brother's footsteps, so he stuck one in his mouth too.
Next thing Nate knew, he and Shane were running up and down the stairs, bouncing off the walls, and dancing like they were on some sort of steroid sugar high. Shane got on YouTube and played "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. Nate and Shane were slow dancing to the song when Jason walked in.
"Hey, guys…what are you two doing?" Jason asked.
"Jason! You're home! I love what you did with the walls! Orange and purple are my faaaaaaavorite colors!" Nate said.
"Stupid shit, they're aquamarine and California!" Shane
exclaimed.
"Not in my world," Nate laughed.
"Seriously, are you two okay?" Jason asked.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," Shane sang.
"Oh, God, no," Jason said. He looked on the coffee table and, lo and behold, there laid Shane's bag of LSD.
"Shane Grey! Where did you get this?!" Jason asked.
"Tess's brother," Shane replied.
"Jason, join us! Its almost time for the chorus!" Nate said, and he and Shane sang the chorus of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" at the tops of their lungs.
"Okay. I'm going to just…go put away these groceries," Jason said, walking into the kitchen.
It got quiet. This worried Jason. He went into the living room, but Shane and Nate were nowhere to be found. He looked out the door that was left standing wide open, and he saw Shane and Nate sitting in the middle of the street playing patty cake.
"Shane, Nate! Get in here, you're gonna get arrested!" Jason yelled. Before his brothers could do any more damage, Jason took the bag of LSD off the coffee table.
"Caitlyn!" Nate yelled. "Hi, Caitlyn!"
"Hi, Nate. You know, sitting in the middle of the street is bad for your health," Caitlyn said.
"Katie, baby, are you sick? You look pretty green and speckly-poo," Nate asked.
"Um…no…I'm fine." Caitlyn asked. "But are you two okay?"
"We're amazing!" Shane said, getting up and starting to play airplane, then he crashed to the ground making sound effects. Nate got on the trampoline and started jumping and dancing.
"Caitlyn, come inside. I don't want you exposed to that," Jason said.
"Jason's a party poopie pewptie pants," Nate said.
"What are they on?" Caitlyn asked, coming inside.
"LSD," Jason replied.
"Dude, seriously?" Caitlyn asked.
"Unfortunately. I wasn't home," Jason replied.
"They're retards, even without drugs," Caitlyn said.
"I know. Hopefully the effects wear off soon," Jason said.
Nate and Shane came inside.
"Mommy, I'm thirsty," Nate said.
"Okay, Daddy." Shane said, going to the fridge and getting a bottle of Mountain Dew out of the fridge, along with two shot glasses.
"Whoever can drink the most without getting drunk wins," Shane said.
"It's a date," Nate said.
"Wait. What if it hurts the baby?" Shane asked.
"I'm not having a baby," Nate said.
"No…I am," Shane replied.
"Shane…who's the father?" Nate asked.
"Tess," Shane replied, and started to cry. Then Nate started to cry.
"I'm so happy for you, Shane!" Nate said.
"Me too!" Shane cried. The two boys hugged and decided to go tell Jason and Caitlyn the good news.
"Jason! Caitlyn! I have good news and good news!" Shane said.
"This should be interesting," Jason muttered, and Caitlyn nodded.
"I'm pregnant! And Tess is the daddeh!" Shane said.
"Oh my God. I really hope that's the LSD talking," Jason said.
Shane looks up at the ceiling.
"What do you see, babycakes?" Nate asked.
"I see a face…" Shane trails off. "Hi, God!"