Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo, but that should already be common sense.

While this is a Bobobo fanfic, it's kind of a Bobobo remake. There's quite a few differences, such as the settings and plot, and perhaps less humour and randomness. First fanfic so don't flame. May contain a bit of OoC for Bobobo and slightly akward sentences.

Chapter 1: The first meeting and one hell of a Robot

The surrounding area was pitch black, except for a small amount of light surrounding a pink-haired girl carrying a torch while walking. A moment later, she was in a room lit only by torches, which looked like the inside of an ancient temple.

"Wow, I've never seen anything like this before!" the girl exclaimed in delight. However, she failed to notice a group of red eyes staring at her from the other side of the room, which would cut her accomplishment short.

"Arrrgh!!!" It was too late. The red eyes revealed themselves to be grotesque monsters, spider-like almost. The girl immediately ran in panic from them, but it was difficult to do so in a dark area, and thus she tripped. As the monsters closed in, the girl feared the worst. Suddenly, she was saved by a big black whip, which made quick work out of all the monsters. The girl looked up in relief, trying to see where the whip came from. The only thing she could see was a man with a golden afro wearing shades standing in front of her.

"Are you alright?" the man asked.

"I am now thanks to you!" the girl replied happily, but she couldn't help but to stare at her savior as if he was a freak. No wonder, the black whip that defeated the monsters was actually nosehair! And it was dangling from this man's nose!

"YOU MEAN THAT BLACK WHIP WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT NOSEHAIR!?" the girl yelled.

"Errrr.... no." the man hesitated as he withdrew his "black whip" back into his nose.

"Whatever. Wait, I've never seen you around Inafu Village. What are you doing here?"

"I saw you go into this temple little missy along my travels. I can't just let you go in alone. It's dangerous!"

"Yeah, I know. It's just so boring and unhappy back at Inafu Village. Even the elder's stories about this temple didn't stop me from wanting to explore it."

"Tell me girl, what's your name?"

"My name's Beauty."

"My name is Bobobo. But in actualty it's Bobobo, bobo-bobo! Just don't call me Bo, ya dig?" Bobobo's behaviour weirded Beauty out just a bit.

"Bobobo?" Beauty asked, almost pleadingly.

"Hm?"

"Please don't send me back to the village!" Beauty pleaded desperately as she clutched onto Bobobo.

"You don't want to go back to your own village?" Bobobo asked.

"I can't. Im always the laughing stock of the other children. Besides, I want to find my big brother!"

"If that's the case... then come along with me. It's no hair off my back. But we need to get out of here right now." Bobobo replied as Beauty looked very joyful at Bobobo's response.

"Right." Beauty replied. The two began walking towards the exit, now aided by Bobobo's afro which lighted up. As one would expect, this weirded out Beauty.

"Look, the exit!" Beauty pointed out in excitement. Bobobo and Beauty rushed towards it only to be blocked by a pickle that fell from above.

"Im Pickles, and I want to join your team!" the pickle known as Pickles asked. Too bad for him a dog came from behind and ate the poor pickle. Beauty look slightly worried for the pickle, but she then saw Bobobo petting the dog that ate Pickles.

"That's a good Mr. Poochy!" Bobobo praised the dog while rubbing it's belly.

"YOU MEAN THAT'S YOUR DOG?" Beauty yelled.

"Hi, Im Mr. Poochy." the dog exclaimed.

"ARRRRRRRRRRGHH!! Talking dog! Kill it!" Bobobo screamed as he ran behind Beauty to escape the seemingly harmful dog.

"Bobobo, you're overeacting! Now let's get out of here!" Beauty said, running to the exit of the temple. Bobobo shortly followed her out, all while leaving the dog behind.

"It's good to finally have fresh air!" Beauty said, relieved. The outside of the temple was high up on a mountain. In front of the temple was a ciffside, yet there was a long bridge connected to it.

"Hey, what's that over there?" Bobobo asked in a childish tone, pointing at the bridge.

"Oh. That's the Inafu Bridge. I've heard it's the only way off this mountain since it's a long way down to the bottom." Beauty told Bobobo.

"WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT THE..." Bobobo asked in absolute shock.

"YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE SURPRISED ABOUT THAT! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE AS A MATTER OF FACT!" Beauty asked.

"I was teleported here on a quest by a powerful mage." Bobobo replied while wearing amour.

"Where did you get those clothes?" Beauty asked curiously, as if she didn't hear what Bobobo just said.

"Hmph, while you were screaming to me about how I got here, I went over to that dead guy, took his amour and put in on just for the sake of being funny." Bobobo explained while poking the dead guy with a stick.

"Wait, how come there's a corpse here. Was this a murder?" Beauty asked in a worried tone while staring at the corpse. Her question was soon answered when a laser struck the corpse, comically blowing it up. Beauty looked around to see where the laser came from, only to see a giant robot on the bridge approaching them.

"HALT. I AM H.A.A.G.E.N G.70. TO PROCEED, YOU MUST PAY THE TOLL OF $500. FALIURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN DEATH." the robot H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 warned the heroes.

"Please sir, my daughter is very sick. We need to get to the hospital on the other side right now before it's too late!" Bobobo pleaded to H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 while holding Beauty in his arms.

"I DON'T THINK THIS WILL FOOL HIM!" Beauty yelled.

"VERY WELL. PREPARE TO DIE." H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 threatened. "INITIATE SCANNING DEVICE: P.I.K.A.R.I,99." H.A.A,G.E.N G.70's chest opened up to reveal a gun-like device that pointed at Beauty, who stepped back in fear.

"SCANNING...SCANNING...SCANNING. DONE. BIOLOGICAL ANLYSIS INDICATES HUMAN SUBJECT BEAUTY OF INAFU VILLAGE. HAS PINK HAIR AND A TENDANCY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS. HP: 150. KNOWN ABILITIES: NONE, EXCEPT TO CRITICISE FRIEND AND FOE ALIKE, BUT SHE CANNOT CRITICISE ME BECAUSE I AM A FLAWLESS DEVICE. THREAT LEVEL: NONE" P.I.K.A.R.I.99 commented.

"ONE CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE GIRL HAS PINK HAIR, YOU DUMBASS! YOU ARE A FLAWED PROGRAM." H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 insulted his component.

"Do me next!" Bobobo jumped up and down in front of H.A.A.G.E.N G.70, who aimed the scanning gun P.I.K.A.R.I.99 at him.

"SCANNING...SCANNING...SCANNING. DONE. BIOLOGICAL ANLYSIS INDICATES HUMAN SUBJECT BOBOBO-BOBO-BOBO. HE'S PROBABLY A HALF HAIR BEING OR SOMETHING. HIS PERSONALITY IS RANDOM, SO IT CAN MAKE HIM HARD TO PREDICT. HP: 400. KNOWN ABILITIES: HANAGE SHINKEN: THE ABILITY TO CONTROL NOSEHAIRS AT WILL. THREAT LEVEL: LOW." P.I.K.A.R.I.99 commented again.

"What do you mean, 'theat level low' boy?" Bobobo asked P.I.K.A.R.I.99.

"ADDITIONAL SCAN INDICATES BOBOBO DOES NOT LIKE ME SAYING HE IS A LOW THREAT LEVEL BECAUSE HE THINK'S HE'S..." P.I.K.A.R.I.99 was interrupted by a pissed off H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 who's gone and ripped P.I.K.A.R.I.99 right out of his chest, threw him onto the ground, and shot him way too many times than neccesary with his lasers. Though by the time H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 turned his attention back to Bobobo and Beauty, they were out of sight.

"SUBJECTS OUT OF RANGE." H.A.A.G.E.N G.70 stated sounding slightly annoyed.

Who is this H.A.A.G.E.N G.70, and how will Bobobo defeat him? Oh, and where did Bobobo and Beauty go? You might get a bit confused in the next chapter!