Author's Note: Okay, why Wal-Mart? Why not K-Mart or anywhere else?
Well. I like Wal-Mart. And it's a big joke in the family. just sit back
and enjoy.
"Oh Lina-san! I can't believe we're finally here!"
The red-haired sorceress obviously did not share her companion's enthusiasm. "Sylphiel, tell me again WHY we are at this wall place?"
Sylphiel clasped her hands under her chin, "I have to pick up a present for Gourry-sama! They have EVERYTHING at Wal-Mart!"
Lina sweat-dropped, "But it's not even his birthday!"
The blue-haired woman did not hear her (or if she did, pretended not to) and they both went in. "Now. what do you think Gourry-sama would like?"
"Anything with food involved." Lina mumbled.
This place was SO busy! People coming and going and going coming. What a chaotic mess!
Sylphiel groaned, "Lina-san! I have to pick a GOOD present for Gourry- sama. Even if we have to walk down every single aisle, I WILL find the perfect gift!"
Lina scowled, "Well, YOU can go check down every aisle if you want. I'M going to just wander around."
So, they separated. Lina, not really knowing where she was going, walked into the underwear section.
"OHHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
She froze, "That laugh. no. it can't be!"
But it was. Naga the White Serpent, clad in her usual attire, jiggled her way over to the sorceress, "If it isn't my little sidekick, Lina! How are you?"
Lina gulped, managing to be polite, "I'm just fine, Naga. So. what brings you here?"
"OHHOHOHO! Silly Lina does not know these things! It is 2 for 1 day in the leather bikini section, though I doubt they have anything in YOUR size!"
She could feel her face becoming red, and she mumbled, "I have to go now Naga. got some. er. important shopping to do. For L-sama and stuff, you know. See ya around."
Naga, who had just found two leather bikinis that looked just like her own, only laughed, "OHHOHOHOHOHO!"
Author's Note 2: Okay, here I need public opinion. Please tell me who you'd like to see doing what in Wal-Mart. I already used the obvious Naga, and I'd like to include YOUR favorites. So, please review. Please? I plan on using Zelgadis, Gourry, Amelia, Xellos, Filia, Valgaav, Phibby, L- sama, Gaav the Demon Dragon King and others. But tell me what to have them do!
"Oh Lina-san! I can't believe we're finally here!"
The red-haired sorceress obviously did not share her companion's enthusiasm. "Sylphiel, tell me again WHY we are at this wall place?"
Sylphiel clasped her hands under her chin, "I have to pick up a present for Gourry-sama! They have EVERYTHING at Wal-Mart!"
Lina sweat-dropped, "But it's not even his birthday!"
The blue-haired woman did not hear her (or if she did, pretended not to) and they both went in. "Now. what do you think Gourry-sama would like?"
"Anything with food involved." Lina mumbled.
This place was SO busy! People coming and going and going coming. What a chaotic mess!
Sylphiel groaned, "Lina-san! I have to pick a GOOD present for Gourry- sama. Even if we have to walk down every single aisle, I WILL find the perfect gift!"
Lina scowled, "Well, YOU can go check down every aisle if you want. I'M going to just wander around."
So, they separated. Lina, not really knowing where she was going, walked into the underwear section.
"OHHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
She froze, "That laugh. no. it can't be!"
But it was. Naga the White Serpent, clad in her usual attire, jiggled her way over to the sorceress, "If it isn't my little sidekick, Lina! How are you?"
Lina gulped, managing to be polite, "I'm just fine, Naga. So. what brings you here?"
"OHHOHOHO! Silly Lina does not know these things! It is 2 for 1 day in the leather bikini section, though I doubt they have anything in YOUR size!"
She could feel her face becoming red, and she mumbled, "I have to go now Naga. got some. er. important shopping to do. For L-sama and stuff, you know. See ya around."
Naga, who had just found two leather bikinis that looked just like her own, only laughed, "OHHOHOHOHOHO!"
Author's Note 2: Okay, here I need public opinion. Please tell me who you'd like to see doing what in Wal-Mart. I already used the obvious Naga, and I'd like to include YOUR favorites. So, please review. Please? I plan on using Zelgadis, Gourry, Amelia, Xellos, Filia, Valgaav, Phibby, L- sama, Gaav the Demon Dragon King and others. But tell me what to have them do!