HERE I AM! This fanfic was inspired by Renamon….my heroin….
Renamon: What?
Sukani: N-nothing!
Renamon: You humans are strange…
Sukani: What about Rika?
Renamon: She is different…
Sukani:….Riiiiiiight I'll just st-
Yamaki: He does not own Digimon or the cast.
Sukani: HEY!
Yamaki: Enjoy
Renamon walks down an alleyway after being told from Rika that she could take the day off. Rika was always working her to the data bone. She proceeds out of the alley of into the park…mistake, this is Impmon's so-called territory. She walks over to a bench and places her hand on it. She doesn't noticed she was being watched…
"HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?"
"!"
Renamon turns around to face whoever was talking to her. It just so happened that it was Impmon, what rotten luck…oh well, might as well see what he wants.
"What do you want?"
"YOUR IN MY TERRITORY! SO WOULD YOU GET YOUR FOX-BUT OUT OF HERE!?"
"Your territory? …Foxbut? You lack manners as always…"
"SHUT IT LADY! NOW LEAVE! I'M TOO BUSY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Renamon looks around her surroundings to get a bigger picture of what he was doing…turns out he was just up to no good again. Pranks…as always. Whoopee cushions, banana peels, and tie traps galore. You'd think he'd had something better to do…right? But he didn't really. No life whatsoever! Well at the moment.
"Don't you have anything better to do?"
"My business is none of yours…SO GO AWAY FOX-LADY!"
"I have a name, it's Renamon, use it."
"Ok then…RENAMON GET YOUR BUT OUT OF HERE!"
"Why are you so mad anyway?"
"I!…I…I don't know…I'M JUST ANGRY! LEAVE!"
Renamon pondered this for awhile, and decided just to leave. Better than getting yelled at right? She started to turn and walk away showing that she knew where she was not wanted and then Impmon…
"…W-WAIT!"
"?"
Renamon turned around in confusion and gave Impmon a "wtf" look.
"I thought you wanted me to leave…"
"Y-yeah well…"
"Well? I don't have all day…"
"You can stay…I get lonely anyway…"
"Ok, but what did you just say?"
"N-nothing!"
Renamon cocks her head in confusion. First he told her to leave, then he told he to stay, and then he muttered something under his breath…he sure was acting weird today, even for him! Must well stay if he's not going to yell at her anymore. She sat down on the bench and Impmon keep his eyes on her for some reason. He didn't move at all. Sooner or later Renamon grew uncomfortable to this stare and eerie silence and decided to speak up.
"W-what are you staring at?"
"……N-nothing!"
She noticed he just repeated himself and continued staring at her. "Stop staring at me. It's rude" Impmon didn't catch that. "Impmon! Stop staring at me!" But that got his attention. He backed up and ran off somewhere shouting something strange…something she didn't want to hear… "I THINK YOU LOOK HOT!!"
"…I…what…?"
Sukani: Whew…did that in 27 mins…
Renamon: …Not impressive…
Yamaki: …ditto..
Sukani: Everybody's a critic…THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
Owari