This is a very odd story. I took sentences from the forth book and added
"cucumber" somewhere. Enjoy!
TEXT- The Little Hangletons all agreed that the old cucumber was "creepy". TEXT- Frank's devotion to the house and grounds amounted almost to an obsession, and it amused them to see him limping across the garden, brandishing his cucumber and yelling croakily at them. Wormtail-"There is a little more in the cucumber, My Lord, if you are still hungry. Wormtail-"No! My devotion to your cucumber." TEXT-Harry took his face out of his cucumber. TEXT-That cucumber was enormous, it could hardly fit through my window. TEXT-Bit stupid, really, now he hasn't even got Mega-Cucumber Part 3 to take his mind off things. TEXT-There was no point in putting in the cucumber. Uncle Vernon-"A cucumber. About you." Harry-"She did put enough cucumbers on then." Uncle Vernon-"Who is this cucumber?" Harry-"Calm down, I need you to take my cucumber back!" Uncle Vernon-" I hope you told them to dress properly, these cucmbers." Harry- "Maybe-er-the cucumber's bad, or something." Mr.Weasly-"With a cucumber?" TEXT-Dudley's tounge lolling around like a great slimy cucumber. George-".because he's a great, bullying cucumber!" Mr.Weasly-"You wait till I tell your cucumber!" Ron-"Mum found this stack of cucumbers when she was cleaning Fred and George's room." Mr.Weasly-"Do I look like a cucumber, Harry?" Amos Diggory-"Long cucumber, Arthur?" Cedric-"Harry fell off his cucumber, dad." TEXT-Harry felt as though a hook just behind his cucumber had jerked forward. TEXT-.picking up the boot and handing it to the kilted cucumber. Ginny-".than to talk about bludgers around cucumbers." Kevin-"You bust cucumber! You bust cucumber!" TEXT-.and he brandished the pinstriped cucumbers. Ron-"I can watch that old bloke down there pick his cucumber again.and again.and again." Mr.Malfoy-"I don't think you've met my cucumber, Narcissa?" Hermione-"They're going to cucumber!" Fudge-"You can speak cucumber!" Ron-"Tripped over a cucumber." Malfoy-"Granger, they're after cucumbers." Harry-"Ah no, I don't believe it.I've lost my cucumber!" Hermione-"That doesn't mean she hasn't got cucumbers, Ron."
Did you laugh at that? Good. I must give partial credit to Miss Granger, who gave me my idea with her story called Underpants. Please review! Disclaimer- It doesn't belong to me! It's J.K. Rowling's, I swear! Don't hurt me! PLEASE!
TEXT- The Little Hangletons all agreed that the old cucumber was "creepy". TEXT- Frank's devotion to the house and grounds amounted almost to an obsession, and it amused them to see him limping across the garden, brandishing his cucumber and yelling croakily at them. Wormtail-"There is a little more in the cucumber, My Lord, if you are still hungry. Wormtail-"No! My devotion to your cucumber." TEXT-Harry took his face out of his cucumber. TEXT-That cucumber was enormous, it could hardly fit through my window. TEXT-Bit stupid, really, now he hasn't even got Mega-Cucumber Part 3 to take his mind off things. TEXT-There was no point in putting in the cucumber. Uncle Vernon-"A cucumber. About you." Harry-"She did put enough cucumbers on then." Uncle Vernon-"Who is this cucumber?" Harry-"Calm down, I need you to take my cucumber back!" Uncle Vernon-" I hope you told them to dress properly, these cucmbers." Harry- "Maybe-er-the cucumber's bad, or something." Mr.Weasly-"With a cucumber?" TEXT-Dudley's tounge lolling around like a great slimy cucumber. George-".because he's a great, bullying cucumber!" Mr.Weasly-"You wait till I tell your cucumber!" Ron-"Mum found this stack of cucumbers when she was cleaning Fred and George's room." Mr.Weasly-"Do I look like a cucumber, Harry?" Amos Diggory-"Long cucumber, Arthur?" Cedric-"Harry fell off his cucumber, dad." TEXT-Harry felt as though a hook just behind his cucumber had jerked forward. TEXT-.picking up the boot and handing it to the kilted cucumber. Ginny-".than to talk about bludgers around cucumbers." Kevin-"You bust cucumber! You bust cucumber!" TEXT-.and he brandished the pinstriped cucumbers. Ron-"I can watch that old bloke down there pick his cucumber again.and again.and again." Mr.Malfoy-"I don't think you've met my cucumber, Narcissa?" Hermione-"They're going to cucumber!" Fudge-"You can speak cucumber!" Ron-"Tripped over a cucumber." Malfoy-"Granger, they're after cucumbers." Harry-"Ah no, I don't believe it.I've lost my cucumber!" Hermione-"That doesn't mean she hasn't got cucumbers, Ron."
Did you laugh at that? Good. I must give partial credit to Miss Granger, who gave me my idea with her story called Underpants. Please review! Disclaimer- It doesn't belong to me! It's J.K. Rowling's, I swear! Don't hurt me! PLEASE!