Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach that honor belongs to Tite Kubo but the other characters are mine:D

Rated T+ for a reason. This rating will change later.

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Chapter 1

The Woman In Pink Leather

The gates to Soul Society opened, revealing a beautiful spring-like atmosphere; it was warm yet not humid with the wind lightly blowing and bringing with it the smell of wild flowers.

At first no one moved to enter this wonderland; they waited. They had permission from Captain Commander Yamamoto, yet they were waiting for permission from her.

She knew her men were anxious to leave the gateway and enter Soul Society—the idea of the cleaners coming to wipe them out was unnerving, to most. Their tension levels were starting to rise...and still they waited for her go ahead.

All but one man was feeling this way. The most senior member of her group of misfits was as calm as a lake in the morning. He had total faith and trust in her judgment. With a quirk of his eyebrow he looked back at her.

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Outside the gate there waiting a bit impatiently now, were the 13 Gotei Captains and their lieutenants (plus a few of the higher ranked officers). The gate was open why then was no one coming through? This question was on everyone's mind... all but the Squad 1 captain.

Small quiet chat was getting louder, "How much longer do we have to wait," bitched Kenpachi.

"Oh Ken-chan, maybe Itchi will come out and play," Yachiru giggled from her favorite spot on his shoulder.

"Itchigo. That would be fun." an evil grin spread on Kenny's lips.

"Yare, yare, Nanao, do we have any idea who's coming and why we are all here to greet them?" Shunsui whispered into her ear from behind, his hands drifting across her ass.

" No, sir, and if you don't remove your hand from my person, I'll dump ALL the sake from Squad 8's barracks down the toilet."

Of course this always worked. Backing away slowly from his scary yet enticing; Nanao, Shunsui went to Jyuushiro, who with smiling eyes shook his head no.

This was when they heard a very unladylike snort from Rukia. She just noticed Renji trying to mimic Byakuya's posture and facial expression; or the lack of one. She stuck out her tongue at him and instead of getting a rise out of Renji, her brother lifted one of his perfect eyebrows. HE LIFTED ONE OF HIS EYEBROWS! AT HER!!! Rukia almost died....plus all she could think of was camera, camera, no camera! No one at the Woman's Shinigami Association will believe her. Smiling at her pained expression, Jyuushiro looked back at the gate, saying " It looks like we are going to find out now."

Blueish purple fog started drifting out of the gateway grabbing everyone's attention, that and the sound of footsteps.

Four men started to emerge; all dressed in soul reaper attire yet with something extra. Leather. A wrist guard on each forearm with a tree frog design in gold. This isn't what brought the shocked looks and stares ...it was the colour of the leather. PINK!

And Shunsui loved it.

The women all looked at each other and decided a new project was due.....a calendar featuring these men.

"Fresh meat", sighed Rangiku.

Once the men came all the way through, another man followed. And he was gorgeous! Tall and very well built. He had a natural tan and a long reddish-brown braid reaching his tight ass. And said part was covered in the softest leather one could imagine. Butter. Everything about this man cried fuck me.

He stopped in front of Yamamoto bowing slightly, then looked behind him towards the gate. This was when everyone else noticed that it hadn't closed—this meant there was still someone to come though.

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" Well", she thought to herself," everyone's in position guess it's my turn." With a rainbow travel mug filled with her favorite tea (green tea with passion fruit mango) in her right hand and a blue umbrella trimmed in gold in her left, she walked through to greet the new day.

The umbrella and the travel mug ( and if you looked closely it read, "Women Rule and Men Drool!") was what the shinigami saw first. Her face wasn't clearly visible due to the angle of the umbrella and she too was dressed as a shinigami with pink leather added. She wore bustier emphasizing her already generous bosom and sandals on her feet – with pink toenails to match. The wrist guards on her arm also had the tree frog design but gold studs also ran along the side.

She calmly walked towards the Captain Commander and the rest of the Gotei Captains. She stopped a few feet away, then lowered her umbrella and exposed her face to the group.

She was not an ugly woman, in fact her looks were stunning.

"Beautiful" Yumichika said quietly.

Looking directly at the group she smiled and winked at him, breaking what tension filled the air.

This was when Kenpachi could be heard letting out a blood curdling bellow and he grabbed her by the neck, squeezing with all of his strength. Ikkaku looked down and found his lieutenant passed out on the ground.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!", he yelled at her spittle flying onto her face. Not able to answer him, she just went limp.

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I want to thank my beta reader- Qian Yun, your advice has been greatly appreciated. My chapters will come a bit slow, I'm trying to get things right and we all have lives. So please bear with me and let me know what you all think. Thanks.