I felt really special writing this. My good friends, SugarHighGirl4 and Hiei098, were the first to read this. I did it during lunch at school because I was so damn bored.
Disclaimer: i dont own inuyasha...blah dee-blah dee-blah.
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Kouga is in a little room and is typing on his computer, occasionally spasing out. (much like Crocker does in Fairly Odd Parents when he says's "Fairy god parents!)
Kouga: hehe...BLACK MAIL! ...I will tell the whole world about Naraku and fluffy pink pillows and miscarriage, and balto 2 crying and not titanic, and model of inu--BLACK MAIL! hehehe, like fluffy pink pill-- BLACK MAIL! Ah haha. BLACK MAAAAILLLL!
(theres a knock on the door.)
Ayame: Kouga...? Honey...? YOU alright...?
Kouga: Just playing on the computer, baby...B-B-B-!
Ayame: Dinner's ready when you are! (walks off.)
Kouga: B-B-B-BLACK MAIL! hehehe...
(naraku appears behind kouga.)
Naraku: What are you doing?
Kouga: Just gonna ruin Naraku's life by blac--mail...oh!
Naraku: w...what? (exclamatory.) (whoa! i didnt even know i even knew i knew how to spell that word!)
Kouga: er-- BLACK MAIL!
Naraku: You're black mailing me!
Kouga: B-BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL!
Naraku: ooookay...(scoots away.)
Kouga: B L A C K M A I L ! AAAAAAAHHHHH! (runs through wall.) AAAAHHH! B L A C K MAIL ! (runs in circles, then runs off.)
Naraku: oh...my freaking god...that was one of the scariest things...I have ever seen.
Kouga: chocolate...? Ch-chocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CH O C O L A T E !
Naraku: (sweat drop.) eh...? and you married this guy?
Ayame: well, he's cute, right?
Naraku: He has a nice tail...I guess.
Kouga: MINE! MY TAIL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND! IT'S MINE!
C H O C O L A T E !
well, it's over. there's a tiny button at the end of this screen...to the left, honey. yes, click it. good puppy! i will accept flames.