What's UPP! Soo, please make sure that you've read the first part to this story, ''The Cullen's spend a week on Isle Esme'' before you go reading this, cause, otherwise, it wont make sense :) Lol! A BIGG thanks so my amazingly talented friend Sophie :) she helped me to write this chapter, so thanks darling- Go check her out on Quizilla (dropme – her username) :D x Well, here goes...

''Renesmee, darling, what is the matter?'' Edward asked.
She took a deep breath, ''I need your help... I'm pregnant.''

Everyone sat in total silence, still as statues, everyone but Nessie. She looked down through her long lashes and shuffled uncomfortably on her feet. Jacob was standing at her side still, but his arms were starting to shake, very slowly... Suddenly Edward jumped up. His face was expressionless his eyes were taking in everything, but giving away nothing. He took two slow steps towards Nessie- Bella came closer to her daughter, and Jacob began to pull them both behind his enormous body. Edward lifted his long white finger to her face... then burst into hysterical laughter. His frame shook with the spasms that rolled out of him... Everyone unfroze at the same time, and then watched Edward with huge eyes. Nobody knew what to say, so they sat watching the Vampire have his next big breakdown.

Ten minuets later, Edward slowly started to stand up straight. Every now and then, a giggle would burst from his lips. He wiped an imaginary tear from his eye, and then opened his mouth to speak, but, instead, a flurry of giggles spilled out. Another minuet later he stood up and tried to hold his mouth in a straight line- it almost worked. ''Renesmee Carlie Cullen''-failing, he smiled a huge grin-'' I am very disappointed with you.'' Bella looked at her husband and laughed.
Great there both insane! Nessie though to herself.
Edward smiled again, ''I am not insane, Nessie, I'm really not.''
Jacob cut into whatever Nessie was about to say, ''then why the hell are you laughing?! Did someone spike his blood this morning or summing?!'' Jake looked around the circle of Vampires.
One side of Emmett's mouth turned down, ''nope, we were, before, y'know... Nessie confessed to having UNPROTECTED SEX!''
''That was my fault, Edward said you had protection, but you must have used them all or summing...'' Jacob said firmly to Emmett. Then he turned to Nessie, who's was half smiling at her insane father, ''Nessie you said, 'we're covered' you said you had the pill! Did you lie to me or did you forget to take it?'' Nessie lifted her head about to speak, when Jacob shouted to Edward. ''EDWARD, GET BACK IN HERE! WE'RE NOT FINNISHED YET! PUT THE DAMN SHIRT BACK ON, AN' START ACTING LIKE THE ADULT!!'' Edward turned back towards Jacob with a cheeky grin on his face he turned and started to climb back out of the window. Bella sat down next to Alice and Rosalie, she held her head in her hands; Alice gently patted her back.
''Okay, okay, everyone calm dawn, Jake, please put Edward down and let's talk about it,'' Carlisle said firmly. Edward was still smiling as he was being held by the collar of his shirt; a couple of feet in the air, Jacob blew out a sigh, and then placed Edward down onto the ground.

''Now, what are we going to do about this-Nessie, what do you think is best for this situation?'' Carlisle said gently. Everyone was sitting in the giant white living room, Edward was calmer, (thanks to Jasper) and now sitting with Bella on the couch-Esme was sitting on the corner, gently comforting Bella. Rosalie was sitting on Emmett's lap, listening to every word that was spoken from Nessie's mouth.
''I don't know...'' Nessie began. Jacob sat in silence next to her- too many thoughts were running through his mind, what will the pack do? How are we going to do this? I'm too young to go through this...
''Can I and Jacob just talk it through... Please?'' Nessie said sadly.
Carlisle looked over to her, then at Jacob ''Oh, yes, sure. Take all the time you need.''
Jacob looked over to the doc and nodded. He got up, gently pulled on Nessie's hand and led her towards the back door; out onto the beach- leaving the rest of the Cullen's to watch them go.

They walked hand-in-hand down the length of the beach, in total silence. Once they were away from the house, Jake sat down on the sand and began to play with it. Nessie looked out to sea then turned to sit next to Jacob; she placed her hand on his knee, to stop it from shaking. After a couple of minuets in silence it became too much for Nessie, ''please say something, anything...''
When Jacob didn't say anything she gently took Jacobs hand and closed her eyes-
She showed him, her and him, living in a cute little red barn in La Push. Outside there were fresh pink and yellow flowers, blooming under the windows edge, spilling out here and there. Jacob's Volkswagen and Nessie's red sports car-convertible were parked in the driveways; Jake's bike was peeping out from the garage. Looking at the garage, Jacob was seeing himself holding a small-but-beautiful baby boy. They were smiling, and a cute bubbling laughter came from the boy, Jacob placed him on the ground and then took the boys hand, they started running towards the woods, leaving a trail of clothes behind...
''See, it doesn't have to be all drama, we could get the little barn in La Push, just down the road from Billy... everything would be just fine, and the rest of the pack''-Nessie looked down, not to sure if what she was about to say next was true-''wouldn't mind having the baby... and-and they would be half shape-shifter, so when the time comes...'' Nessie trailed off, she was babbling. She wanted to keep this child, she knew it would be very hard, but there was something about the whole human-vampire-shape-shifter-baby that she liked, she wanted to know what would happen, what the baby would be like... Who, they would be like...

Jacob took a deep pull of air, then when he released it the shaking stopped, Nessie loosened up.
''I love you Renesmee, I really do. But this... this might be too much for us; we're only young, and theres plenty of time for this, for later on.''
Nessie was quiet for a moment, she didn't want to seem too eager for this, but she needed to keep this baby. After a few minuets she spoke quietly, ''Jacob, please? I can only ask. But just think about it, you, me and the baby. Then mum, dad, Billy and Grandpa Charlie... Jake, Billy isn't getting any younger, neither is Charlie, I'd hate it if they didn't get the chance to see our baby...'' Nessie almost choked on the last part, Jacob made a face, but it made him think:
She's right, like always, Billy's getting old now and his back an' legs are getting worse, he'd hate leaving without seeing this... Jacob thought to himself for a while, deciding what was best. At one point he looked up and only saw Nessie's face, her beautiful, delicate face. A slow smile spread its way across his lips- now he knew what he was going to do. He'd made up his mind.


...But on the other hand, lil messing with Renesmee wouldn't hurt, Jake though to himself. He stopped smiling suddenly and said "No." Firm, short and cold. Jacob watched as Nessie's eyes filled. Oh crap oh crap I didn't mean to make her cry! He went to hug Nessie but she jumped up and ran away. Jacob stared after her for a second, she ran towards the forest. He blew out a sigh.
Then suddenly a rock flew through the air and smacked him straight between the eyes. "JERK!" Nessie screamed from somewhere in the trees.

Back in the house Edward was doubled over in laughter having heard and seen everything. He had snapped under the pressure and images of the week rolled over his eyes; Jasper and his rubber duck, Bella playing twister, Jacob on the beach, Bella pole danc – wait that hadn't happened! Oh well, Edward thought to himself, could be worse, hahaha.

Bella walked over to Edward just as he started rocking backwards and forwards muttering "Could have been worse, haha, could have been worse, haha!"
Bella sat in front of him and whispered "Sorry honey," then she slapped him as hard as she could. I've wanted to do that for ages! She thought smiling.
Edward looked up at her. "One minute!" He suddenly burst out in a strange voice. He sounded desperate. "You're having a holiday. Having sex, sun bathing, the usual...Then BOOM!" he clapped his hands impersonating an explosion. "Your vampire daughter is knocked up by a werewolf. And your mind is gone bye, bye; woo, so long, SEE YA!" He shouted, his mind completely derailed.

Out on the beach Jacob heard the cry of "SEE YA!" and sat up. The rock had knocked him on his back and bruised his head but it didn't hurt physically anymore. But emotionally he was a wreck.
"NESSIE!" He called sprinting into the forest. He found her hiding behind the waterfall where Bella had hid when they played hide and seek. She was crying. "What do you want, Jacob? You have my virginity and my heart, but now you have to take my baby!?" Her voice shook.
Jacob dropped next to her, "Ness, I was joking. Of course we can keep the baby!"
''YAY!'' She jumped onto him and began to kiss him.

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