Summary: "Wow, your middle-school class trip was to Kyoto? It's so uncommon to have it inside of the country!" by Honey, anime episode 16.

So have you ever wondered where do ouran students go on their class trips? Apparently to some foreign country. Now how much trouble can it cause to Haruhi, especially when only the twins will accompany her. And what happens, when they have to go to some dull middle-european country, that no one has heard of before?

A/N.: Also pairings may come: Haruhi/Hikaru or Haruhi/Kaoru or Hikaru/OC or Kaoru/OC (or maybe Haruhi/OC, but not likely). I will decide on this later, maybe by the reviews, so please for heaven's sake, review! That's the only thing that keeps me writing!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran, or any of it's characters, but I own everything else in this story.


Chapter one: Pulling of names

Fujioka Haruhi yawned, as the class representative (or shorthly just class rep), Souga Kazukiyo made his way to the blackboard. The classes were over, but apparently there were some class issues to discuss too.

Haruhi wasn't paying too much attention. She was preoccupied with that days dinner. She just ran out of milk and eggs, so she needed to go to the super market after the host club, and also she had a lot of homework.

However, to her great dismay, the class was unusually noisy, so she looked up, at last, to check out the matter.

"I-I know that you're all excited, but please be patient, I'm sure, that they will arrive eventually!" tried a helpless class rep to calm down everyone.

Haruhi raised an eyebrow. Why should be everyone excited? What was going on?

The girl tried to catch some of the chatter around her.

"… I'd totally vote for France! Last some I was in Paris, and it is awesome…"

"… no, no I didn't said, that Germany was a bad place, but think about America too! Now, wouldn't it be nice?..."

"… ugh, I've already been to Hawaii…"

"… didn't you said, that it's climate was bad for the skin? I thought…"

Suddenly, Haruhi became suspicious, that something… something terrible was due to happen.

"Soooooooo…" the twins startled her a bit, but they didn't seem to notice, as they continued in usion. "What are you rooting for, Ha-ru-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?"

"Wha-what do you mean?" asked the puzzled girl.

"Don't you dare tell us, that you wasn't paying attention to a single word we've said, all day long!" stated the twins frowning.

Haruhi became extremly nervous, and tried to find a way, to avoid the subject, as the twins look became darker. But she was saved by the finally opening door.

To her surprise, the vice principal, Zennosuke Kazama stepped in, followed by an officer, with a decorated, wooden box in his hands. After everyone greeted them, the vice principal walked to the class rep, and shook his hand.

"My apologies for being late, but we had some minor problems… But, the most important thing is, that we're now here, and we shall begin."

"Oh, it wasn't a problem at all, sir!" laughed nervously the class rep.

The vice principal nodded, then his fingers, and the plain-looking officer accompanying him, stepped next to them, and opened the box.

However, before the class rep could do anything, one of the girls whined out.

"I want Haruhiiii to pull it out!"

"Yeah, me too!" shouted another girl, and several other girls began to agree.

"We also want him to pull it!" chirped in the twins too, and tried to get Haruhi out of her seat, and shove her next to the box.

"Bu-but I'm the class representative…" stuttered the poor Kazukiyo, but no one paid attention to him.

"Well, I don't think, that it matters, whoever pulls it out." said the vice principal at last. "Draw one out!"

"Hai." bowed her head Haruhi, still puzzled, but none the less, she reached out, into the box, though she didn't know what was inside. Every single member of the class held their breaths as the girl pulled out a tiny, folded paper.

"Now, what are you waiting for? Unfold it!" heard Haruhi a rather annoyed Hikaru behind her. So, as the boy "very politely" asked her, she unfolded the fancy paper, just too stare blankly at the golden letters on it.

On it, only one word were visible, and it was the following:

Hungary

"What's on it? What's on it?" came the impatient voices of Hikaru and Kaoru. Even some other class members started to murmur in excitement.

As the girl wasn't answering them, Hikaru snatched the paper from her, but he and Kaoru stared at it just as blankly as Haruhi did before.

By now, several other people were asking loudly what was on the paper, but neither the twins, nor Haruhi told them. In the end, the vice principal looked at it, and announced loudly what was written on it.

The whole class fell silent for a moment. Then a girl started to sob, murmuring something like "I soooo wanted to go to Paris". After that, hell broke out. Literally.

Most of the girl were crying, others were shouting. They were whining about things like:
"Have you even heard of that country before?"

"I'm so not going to go to such a place!"

"I cannot believe this poor luck!"

"Do someone even now, on which continent it is?"

"What a stupid name! Is there even a country named like that?"

The class rep tried again to calm down everyone, but he failed miserably. The vice principal only writed something on a clipboard, then excused himself, saying that they still had a lot to do.

In all this chaos, Haruhi standed still, and calm, still wondering what was all this fuss about...


"Yay we got Canada, we got Canada, we got Canadaaaaaaaaa! We have a big summer house there!" came the squeals of Honey, as he stormed down the corridors, followed by Mori, and then jumped on Haruhi.

"Haru-chan, Haru-chan! We got Canada, aren't this wonderful, ne?" cried the boy into the perplexed face of Haruhi. "Aaaaaand what did you got?"

"Erm..." was all that the puzzled girl could say.

"We got something named Hungary. Have you ever heard of it?" answered the unamused twins instead of Haruhi.

"No, I haven't" shook his head the small boy, still clinging to Haruhi. "And you, Takashi?"

The taller boy only shook his head in response.

"I wonder if it's in the American continent too. If it is, maybe we could meet up somewhere, ne Takashi?" babbled the in a cheerful voice Honey.

"It's in Europe."

Everyone turned to silently arrived Shadow King, Kyoya.

"Actually, it's in Middle-Europe." added the bespectacled boy calmly.

"Kyo-chan!" squeled Honey happily, and at last, let go of poor, still extremly confused Haruhi. "Now, what did you got?"

Before Kyoya could answer him, a a golden flash came, and crashed into Haruhi, at full speed, knocking her over. In reality, it was only an overly excited Tamaki.

After the first shock, annoyed and angry, Haruhi tried to push off the boy, but he was clinging to her neck, squealing, and crying. It was EXTREMLY annoying.

"Oh, my daughter, I cannot form it in words, how happy I'm! Oh Haruhi, please take delight with me, share my true happiness! Daddy is soooooo happy!"

The girl still stuggeled, but it was hopeless.

"We got France." came the simple explenation from Kyoya.

"Ah." said everyone, understanding the situation.

However, by now quite a crowd gathered around the noisy Tamaki, on top of an annoyed Haruhi. The fangirls already started giggling and whispering.

"Our Lord, maybe you should get off of Haruhi... Everyone is looking at you." chimed in the twins, but Tamaki wasn't looked like he was listening. So the twins decided it to be their duty to pull off the host king of Haruhi.

It was quite a struggle, but in the end they managed, and an annoyed Kyoya dragged away a still crying and whining Tamaki, while the twins checked if Haruhi was still alive.

Also the crowd slowly scattered.

Though, Haruhi didn't suffer any serius wounds, other than the scar on her dignity and a sore back, she still had absolutely no idea what was going on. So finally she just blurted out.

"Do someone care to tell me what the hell is this all about?"

"You mean, you didn't explained it to her?" asked an amazed Honey the twins, who just rolled their eyes.

"Of course we told her..." started Kaoru.

"...But most likely she wasn't listening." finished Hikaru irritated.

"So... will someone, please explain it to me?" pleaded Haruhi.

"Well Haru-chan, you didn't think that there're no class trips in Ouran, did you?" smiled Honey sweetly at her.

Haruhi's eyes suddenly became surprisingly wide, and then a dark shadow fell over her face, as things started to make sense to her.

"I don't even have a passport." she stated.

"Don't worry, the school will get you one!" assured her Kaoru.

"Bu-but the trip would be extremly expensive! I doubt that I could pay for it..."

"This is an important part of the school's education." pointed out Hikaru. "They think, it's necessary for every student, to get to know other cultures."

"So," continued Kaoru. "Even if you cannot afford it, the school will pay for you, as it is part of your tuition."

"All in all, the class trip is obligatory, and there're NO exceptions!" they finished together, giving a menacing look to Haruhi, who gulped.

"Rich bastards." she thought, as she saw, that there was no way out of this.

"Oi, Haru-chan! It will be a lot of fun! Last year in Monaco was great, wasn't it Takashi? And our hosts were extremly friendly, now wasn't them?" asked Honey excited.

"Ah." was Mori's response.

"Hosts?" aked Haruhi confused.

"Well, you see, it is also the part of the program..." started Hikaru.

"... that for some time, each of us is hosted at a choosen student's home, from the country, who's around our age." continued Kaoru.

"It is considered a "great way" to get to know the foreign culture a bit more, and also our host should escort us everywhere. It reminds me of some kind of a special, personal servant, if you ask me." Finished Hikaru, with a dreamy expression.

"You mean, we will be hosted at commeners homes?" asked Haruhi dumbfounded.

"Yeah, most likely." said the twins in chorus. "But fortunately, only for a part of the trip."

Despite this, Haruhi was happy, that she wouldn't spend all of the journey in some fancy hotel. Maybe, this class trip would just turn out fine...

"And how are our hosts choosen?" asked Haruhi, now curiously.

" The government of the actual country choose them." answered Kaoru.

"Probably some top-class, boring nerds. Not much fun." added Hikaru, and recieved a glare from a top-class, nerdy Haruhi.

"Speaking fairly well a foreign language is also a pre-requirement." chimed in Honey.

"Yeah, that stated, you're choosing english, to speak there, now aren't you Haruhi?" asked Kaoru.

The girl nodded, because english was the only foreign language she learned. It was obvious she would choose that.

"We too." chorused the twins happily.

"And do we get a chance, to choose our host, or are they choosen for us?" continued the questioning Haruhi.

"Of course we get!" responded the twins immediately. "We will get the profiles in about a week!"

"And will you two have separate hosts?" asked the girl.

"Isn't it obvious?" a big, identical, devilish grin appeared on their faces. "ONE lucky girl will have to host us."

For a moment Haruhi thought about, if that girl was really lucky, but she just shrugged, and her thoughts, once again, drifted to the supermarket, the eggs and the milk.

Unconsciously, she followed the others to the Host Club, to begin her usual work.


A/N.: Okay, this is my first english and first ouran fanfic, so please don't kill me, and please review! If I don't get reviews, I wouldn't have inspiration to update. Even a please update review is enough!

Also you can find Souga Kazukiyo in anime episode 21, and Zennosuke Kazama in manga chapter 27.

Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it! (I also hope, that I can make later chapters longer, maybe if some reviews would inspire me :D)