Legolas' song from the previous chapter, or just a song he sings. Depends on if you're reading this as part of LOTR + HP = Bad Happenings or just a story or whatever. Who cares. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR or this song.

To the tune of I'm Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred.

Here's Legolas' (my) lyrics, and the originals will be after. If I didn't get all of the words right, correct me and get over it. (smiley face) By the way.if in 's, it is spoken. Well, not sung. You know what I mean!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hair! Hair! I love my hair!

I'm too sexy for my ears too sexy for my ears so sexy baby And I'm too sexy for my legs too sexy for my legs keep your hands off me!

I'm too sexy for your eyes too sexy for your eyes no way I'm gonna die

I'm an elf You know what I mean and I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys Yeah at the bad guys at the bad guys yeah I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys

Don't hate me! I'm just like you, but, better looking! Don't hate me, please!

I'm too sexy for my age! too sexy for my age too sexy for sight I'm so bright!

I'm too sexy for my bow too sexy for my bow What'dja think about that?!

I'm an elf ya know what I mean And I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys yeah at the bad guys at the bad guys Yeah I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys

Too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my

Cause I'm an elf ya know what I mean And I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys yeah at the bad guys at the bad guys Yeah I shoot my pretty bow at the bad guys

I'm too sexy for my food too sexy for my food Poor lembas bread! (crunch crunch*)

I'm too sexy for my race! too sexy for my race! They is starting to leave me!

And I'm too sexy for this song

*sounds

ORIGINAL LYRICS

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my too sexy for m y too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song