Hello~! :D It's been awhile. I was just taking a 5 hour break from my essay and decided to walk on the path of nolstagia. And lookie, I found some decent oneshot-drabble thingys I wrote on my quizilla account, ShadowxxHeart (from like, a year ago -_- )

I know this is a rip off because you're probably waiting for me to update Reborn Files ... I sincerely apologize for that *bows* But I hope you guys understand the procrastinator's pain when it comes to digging good story lines out... IT SUCKS D:

Some things in life were just too complex for your brain to comprehend. Levi's complete love and devotion for your boss, for instance. His dedication had crossed the line from loyalty to worship years ago. Or that kid, Sawada Tsuna-whatever-his-name-was and his hair. It just defied all known laws of gravity to men.

And, of course, the biggest, most unfathomable mystery of all: how Belphegor always managed to "win" your little games and bets.

"Shishishi~ Maid-san~"

You gritted your teeth, shooting your best death glare at the smirking prince. You could feel his eyes running up and down your maid outfit-clad body and twitched.

Just how did this happen again?

-3 hours ago-

"Hey, Bel! Let's play a game! If I win, then you have to be my foot stool for the day!"

"Shishishi~ Alright. But if I win, then the Princess has to do whatever the Prince orders."

"Deal!" You narrowed your eyes competitively. That sucker was going down!

-10 minutes later-

You couldn't believe it. You were... losing? And now that stupid sadist was going to pull another one on you...

"Shishishi~ Well, Princess?"

You bit your lip as you tried to avoid his gaze. A bead of sweat dripped down onto your shirt, and you let out a defeated sigh as the truth hit you.

There was just no way to win...

"Here..." you reluctantly handed the awaiting Prince his needed item and grumbled. Belphegor smirked at you, saying the very words that you wished would cease to exist in the world right now.

"Goldfish. I win."

"...stupid Bel..."

"And I believe that Princess has some commands to carry out~?"

After that, a lacy maid outfit and a matching duster were aruptly shoved into your arms. One change of clothes, a frilly headband, and some mild furniture kicking-slash-swearing later, and voila, Belphegor had his very own maid!

Your flashback was rudely interrupted by the blond prince laughing and studying your outfit.

"Oh, Princess~ Do you know what day it is today?" he asked. You sullenly shook your head. Who cared what day it was? And you'd perfer not remembering this day, anyways.

"And you're not wearing any green today, are you?" You glared at him. Stupid Bel, he should know. He was the one who had picked out this ridiculous clothing, not you!

An evil grin lit up his face. Belphegor slowly started advancing on you, like a predator cornering his prey after a long period of stalking.

"Shishishi~ How rude of the Princess, not honouring the commoners' tradition of St Patrick's Day~ Looks like she'll have to be punished, royalty style~" he cooed. You gasped, feeling your legs hit the edge of the sofa.

"Y-You jerk! You planned this, didn't you?" You accused. Belphegor had a knowing smirk on his face; he was the genuis of the Varia, after all.

As quick as a flash, the Varia prodigy knocked you down and had you pinned to the couch. You could only stare in shock as you gaped up at the sadistic prince, feeling a shiver crawl down your spine as you saw his intentions clearly in his grin.

Oh, shit.

You had to be a masochist.

Because somehow, as Belphegor bent down to bite harshly at your neck, to keep your hands locked in a tight grip, and to lick away the blood he had drawn, you didn't feel repulsed at all. You didn't feel the urge to push him away, to slap him and call him a pervert, or to kick his most precious "Belphegor Jr."

You rather liked it.

Ri: I really liked this series theme, but my reaction to my old drabbles is -_-. I'm thinking of starting it again with new oneshots, but only if you guys are interested (so let me know please! :D )