Captain Kirk walked onto the bridge and announced, "Sulu, put the ship on auto- pilot. Everyone to the conference room. Mr. Spock has something important to say."
The Enterprise crew filed into the conference room and when the last redshirt had sat down in a spinny office chair, Spock stood up, grabbed a microphone from nowhere and burst into song!
"This was never the way I planned, not my intention,
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention"
"I really don't like vhere dis ees going," Chekov muttered to Sulu.
"You're just being immature. Shut up and listen to him," Sulu replied.
"I kissed a Klingon and I liked it
the taste of his plaque covered teeth
I kissed a Klingon just to try it
I hope Captain Kirk don't mind it"
Captain Kirk looked aghast.
"It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Klingon and I liked it
I liked it"
"Maybe you have a point, Chekov," Sulu started edging toward the door.
"No, I don't even know your name, (it's probably something like Graaaguht)
You're my experimental game, just Vulcan nature
It's not what logical Vulcans do, not how they should behave
My head gets so confused, hard to obey
Those Klingons they are so magical
ridged foreheads, rancid breath, so kissable
hard to resist, so homicidal-able
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's innocent"
"Is it even legal?!" McCoy shouted over the off-key singing.
"I kissed a Klingon and I liked it
the taste of his plaque covered teeth
I kissed a Klingon just to try it
I hope Captain Kirk don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Klingon and I liked it
I liked it"
Spock finished his wonderful song, and sat down serenely as though he had done nothing out of the ordinary.
"Oh God. That's the third time this week, you kinky Vulcan!" growled Dr. McCoy.