Chapter 1: Winter is Coming
The blonde abomination known as Joffrey Baratheon rides his ignoble brown steed, his bodyguard the Hound right behind him. He permits himself a glance to the side, catching eyes with that sweet redheaded Stark girl, Sansa.
A fine bitch, she is. Joffrey thinks. I see her looking at me. I would love to...His mental process is interrupted by a flash of light that blinds everyone in the immediate area. When the flash dissipates, they stare in shock at the giant metal sphere that has landed in the ground.
A door in the sphere opens, and out steps a man. He is only about five feet tall, but he wears a black trench coat two sizes too big for his body. He is bespectacled and in serious need of a shave. Atop his head rests a pink-and-blue top hat, upon which is the inscription "Exterminator."
He takes a quick look behind him before saying, "Great Scott! My Interdimensional Ripping Sphere is functional after all. And now…" He looks forward at the bratty Baratheon boy, "It's showtime!"
He swiftly opens his trench coat to reveal something hanging from his shoulder; a mysterious silver weapon known to him as the as the N'cut Burner. He lifts it up with both hands and pulls the trigger.
A beam of pure pink energy emits from the weapon, and the entire top half of the dreaded Joffrey is vaporized within a second.
Everyone shrieks in fear for a moment before Sansa yells, "WHO ARE YOU?"
At this, the strange man lowers his Burner and stares gravely at the naive daughter of Ned Stark.
"I have been born as Bill Nelson," he replies. "But you may refer to me as Ser D*ckslayer."
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