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Suffice to say that it was not an ordinary day at Wolfram & Hart. No phones were ringing; the lobby wasn't packed with demons, warlocks, or just plain old people with problems. No, everything was silent, eerie even, Lorne would say as he walked down the stairs to the main floor and through the doors of Angels office. What Lorne found inside the office completely blew his mind.
There sitting on the floor Indian style was the whole gang watching the TV. No one even glanced at Lorne as he walked in the door, for all they could care he could have done a hula dance in a Santa suit and still go unnoticed. "Hello, anybody wants to tell me why there is no one in the building except for us?" asked Lorne.
When no one answered the green singer, Lorne started to get worried. Walking in front of the TV screen, Lorne stood there, hands on his hips, and demanded an answer from them.
With Lorne blocking their view the gang turned nasty, faces shifted into demonic, hags look pretty than us faces, and snarled at the martini drinking demon. Jumping away from the TV screen and moving to the back of the room, Lorne could see the team visibly relax and continue viewing what was on the screen.
"and we are back to the JB special, where you can hear and watch the JB's ALL day long!" announced the TV.
I'm hot, you're
cold. You go around, Like
you know I'm slippin' into the lava
Who I am
But you don't
You got me on my toes
And I'm tryin' to keep from
going under
Baby, you turn the temperature hotter
Cuz I'm
burnin' up
Burnin' up for you baby
"and we will be right back to the Jonas Brothers hypnotizing special! Don't go anywhere!" said the TV.
"don't worry we won't", chanted Fred, Gunn, Wesley, and Angel. "We LOVE the Jonas Brothers. Jonas, Jonas, Jonas." They all drawled.
"Oh god", Lorne said shaking his head. "Not again."
Authors note: so there it is I hoped you liked, loved, or enjoyed it! If you would to see a Lorne/media parody just tell me what you would like to see.